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Today is the day that statistics show that you are  most likely to be involved in some kind of family showdown or conflict because today is Christmas come down day! The presents are now 3 days old and New Years Eve still seems a long way away – your bank balance is already showing signs of collapse and all those things you put off with the excuse ‘oh well, it’s Christmas’ now don’t apply. Moody Monday is the day before you probably have to return to work and you can’t even make things better by hitting the shops because your plastic is all maxed out.

For those who have been cooped up with family for the last few days, enough is enough and today is the virtual hangover (if not a real one) of all the fun. So! What better way to shake off that moody Monday feeling than to enjoy a sensual and truly relaxing date with any of our gorgeous London escorts.

Our galleries are filled with gorgeous girls who will only enhance your spirits and fill you with cheer. If you didn’t already need an excuse to get out of the house, this is perfect as our gloriously gorgeous girls are ready and waiting to add a touch of New Year spice, even if it is a touch early.

If you are heading back to work tomorrow and feel you haven’t had a chance to relax enough, now is your chance to give yourself a belated Christmas gift that will top everything you received this year – and certainly better than that hideous jumper your Nan knitted you!

If you are travelling home from visiting relatives why not make a detour – assuming you are travelling alone of course! That should make the journey a lot more exciting with something to anticipate at your journey’s end. Call Agency Barracuda on 07912673063

After Thanksgiving comes Black Friday. Another American tradition where major retailers massively reduce the price of many of their lines and sees a shopping frenzy amongst those looking for a bargain. Given that most Americans tend to be off from work due to the Thanksgiving lonf weekend holiday, this event is seen as the start of the Christmas celebrations. In the UK Black Friday has only been introduced in the last couple of years and hit the headlines last year when shoppers were involved in near riots in order to get their hands on the heavily discounted items. This year has seen a marketing campaign adopted by many retailers which reminds us British folk of our politeness and British reserve and discourages against behaving in the manner seen last year!

There are very few things in the UK that are likely to cause a riot – we are usually far too polite for such unbridled displays of public emotion which is why, when the door closes behind our British escorts, clients are often taken by surprise at the ferocity of their passion. At Agency Barracuda we know that our British escorts have an insatiable appetite for pleasure which is why some clients are unsure when we suggest certain ladies for certain types of encounters. Our team are highly skilled and extremely talented at introducing clients to the most suitable London escorts and this is partly why our girls receive the very best feedback possible.

Our British escorts are certainly dark horses. They are perfect for those more taboo encounters as their open minded acceptance of everyone’s personal tastes means that they are happy to enjoy a little kink here and there. Fetish dates and fantasy fun are a particular favourite and clients may be surprised to learn that our British escorts in London have the most outrageous imaginations! If you really want to set your kink free then our British escorts are highly recommended. This is where you find out just how daring you really are!

As a visitor to London you will find plenty of information about all the tourist spots and attractions in the city including where they are how to get there. You will also be able to grab a handy tube map which will show you the best station to access all of these delights however you will not find any written code on how you are expected to behave whilst using the system.

The British are known for their unwavering reserve and stiff upper lip in times of difficulty and in years gone by this has proved an excellent way of ‘carrying on regardless’. All manner of hell could be breaking loose around them but the true Brit will continue as if nothing had happened and complete the task in hand unruffled and un affected. Unless, of course, it takes place on the tube and that is when the reserve goes out of the window – or down the tube so to speak!

Our beautiful British escorts, especially those who have recently moved to London have often been perplexed by the behaviour that the natives display. Despite British people being seen as gregarious and outgoing, this does not, under any circumstance apply when travelling on public transport in the city. Eye contact is avoided at all costs and people would rather fall over than have a stranger ‘save’. This is because it requires physical touching which is a huge faux pas and would require the toucheé to leave the carriage at the next stop and wait for another train!

When a tube empties of people leaving two passengers seated beside one another, they will always remain in their positions pretending it is not a problem even though they are both desperate to move. This is the British way to not embarrass oneself nor cause embarrassment to others. The only thing it results in is angst at every corner and a build up of stress. Don’t even get us started on the new escalator rule at Holborn station, don’t they know standing on the right has been an unwritten rule for the last 100 years! Panic will ensue and Londoners are likely to frown and some may even tutt! Out loud! Of course there will always be those with a bit of a James Bond streak who will weave through those standing on the spot in order to get to the top a whole two seconds faster and to those daredevils we salute! Aha! We hear you cry – this is why there are so many British escorts in London to alleviate the highly strung underground passengers and you would be right since the best stress relief comes in the form of intimate encounters and revitalising trysts.

Our gorgeous British escorts understand only too well the perils of travelling on the tube and can sympathise with your latest rant and TfL tirade. Whilst our stunners do tend to use a personal driver to get to and from their assignations in the city they still travel by tube when they indulge in a spot of shopping and so can completely understand the frustrations of sharing an enclosed space with people you would rather not even share a planet. One person you will want to share with and that is your chosen British escort in London and that is because there is a time and a place for everything and personal contact is something that is discouraged on the tube and positively encouraged once you have reached the incall location of your sweet London escort.

And no. In case you are wondering, at the end of your encounter, our British escorts in London do not say ‘you have reached your destination’!

We’ve had Black Friday already but this week, a deal to end all deals was announced when a flat at One Hyde Park slashed its asking price by £25million in a bid to finally get a sale. The five bedroom property takes over the whole floor of one of the pavilions with unmatched views across Hyde Park on one side and breathtaking cityscapes of Knightsbridge from the other. With the top end of the property market seeing a slight fall in the last few months this property remains empty and ready for someone to snap up a bargain! London property prices have spiralled out of control in the last few years however for those in the most desirable areas like Knightsbridge, Kensington and Chelsea it is more the atmosphere of the area which is attractive so much so that the price is really not an issue.

Lots of property in this part of London tends to be snapped up by International buyers which lead to the story earlier in the year that the area was something of a ghost town at various times of the year when the owners were not in residence however when they are, Chelsea is vibrant and eclectic and a place that is visited frequently by our Russian escorts .

The popularity of our Russian girls is simply because of their impeccable style, class and of course their beauty. Our Russian escorts are every inch the image of model perfection and perfectly suited to the more upscale lifestyle. With their understated yet timeless glamour it is no wonder that they are universally appealing yet exclusively available. A night out at a members only casino or intimate little bar off Park Lane or perhaps just a dinner a deux at home, whatever the occasion our gorgeous Russian London escorts are on hand to fulfil your every wish whether you live at One Hyde Park, Chelsea or anywhere else. If you are looking for a wonderful bolthole in the city as a perfect place to meet with your Russian London escort, we know of a place with lovely views across Hyde Park…..

If your festivities are in need of a little extra sparkle then look no further than your traditional Christmas cracker. Instead of playing with those red plastic fish that curl up in the palm of your hand and groaning at cheesy jokes why not splash out on some diamond crackers this year. Adorned with sparkly silver paper and real goose feathers, you might want to keep an eye on where the gift flies off to because inside each one is a genuine diamond gemstone.

A set of 6 will set you back around £995,000 so if you can afford those then you will probably also afford to have someone pull them for you! These diamonds are genuine cut white stones and include a three carat pear cut stone worth £247,000 and a rare type II diamond which is apparently too much to even write down. The unluckiest in your family will get the booby prize of the three carat oval which is only worth 113,000 so maybe save that one for the footman! The goose feathers are a lovely touch but there is no mention of a paper hat, which is a real disappointment.

If this wasn’t the kind of extra sparkle you were thinking of then perhaps our stunning elite London escorts  could be your perfect Christmas crackers. Their sparkling personalities and multi faceted talents make them much more desirable than any diamond pulled out of a cracker, plus of course you don’t have to share with anyone else – unless you really want to!

Why not give us a call at Agency Barracuda and make a date with any of our highly recommended elite escorts in London. We can guarantee that they will have that added sparkle you are looking for to make your festivities go with a bang!

London is known for its politeness and wonderful ability to queue throughout the world so imagine the (quiet) fury of Holborn station passengers this week when they were told that the age old etiquette of standing on the right of the escalator was being scrapped in favour of standing still on both left and right sides. Complete confusion and outright rage instilled with passengers not knowing where to stand and holding up everyone trying to get onto and off of the platforms. Apparently this is TfL new way of ‘getting the people moving’ by erm.. making them stand still.

If you are resigned to tube travel every day in order to live your life you will know that being able to sprint up or down the escalator on the left hand side has save you many a millisecond and even been the difference between catching and missing that last train home. Having to stand and wait for the elderly machinery to haul you to the top of the station or indeed the bottom is reserved for, well, the elderly and tourists who marvel that the handrail never moves at the same speed as the stairs themselves. Much hilarity is had by those people. But if you have somewhere to be, especially if that somewhere is a 30 minute escort incall with one of the gorgeous London escorts at Agency Barracuda, being forced to stand patiently behind a group of Taiwanese exchange students all taking photos of the funny handrail is going to test that patience to its very limit.

Luckily TfL have decided in their wisdom to trial this new way of ‘reducing the queues’ for just three weeks. It just so happens that the three weeks out of the entire year they chose would be out of the 4 weeks before Christmas! It is a good thing that a sensual encounter with one of our beautiful 30 minute escorts has been proven to reduce stress as Londoners are going to need it.

This might be a great time to download that walking map that everyone was laughing about a couple of weeks ago as it gives the street walking times between stations. Originally created by those helpful folk at TfL to let commuters know how much they didn’t actually need the tube whilst they were striking themselves out of a job, perhaps now would be a good time to use it to work out how fast you could get to your destination on foot without having to use Holborn station at all.

The walking distance between Holborn and Covent Garden is just 8 minutes so perhaps if you use those new fast walking lanes they have been talking about you could make it in 5 – unless of course you end up behind someone texting as they walk at the rate of a slow moving iceberg! Come to think of it – you had better make that 30 minute escort date an overnight encounter as you will need that long in order to de- stress!

Russian expats will be delighted to hear the news that London now has its own Vodka distillery. Typically a favourite tipple in Russia, Europeans tend to have difficulty in keeping up with their Russian neighbours, at least if they want to remain standing! Many people have put it down to genetics whilst most Russians themselves know the true secret of staying sober right to the bottom of the bottle is to eat something containing a lot of fat before or whilst drinking.

Get ready for the science!

Fat prevents the absorption of alcohol which is why so many Russians eat a raw egg before their New year feast. This means they can enjoy their numerous toasts and still leave the table on their own two feet rather than being under it! It is worth noting though that whilst it is a proven fact that an intake of fat prevents you getting drunk, doctors do not advise people to down a raw egg ‘Russian- style’ since they could end up contracting salmonella – which is incidentally way worse than getting drunk. Steer clear of starchy and sweet foods too as they make the liver work harder and leave less room for processing alcohol – so skip desert! If you are enjoying a dinner date with a beautiful Russian escort companion and you are wondering how she is still pin-sharp sober when you feel like you are on a ship, now you have your answer and whilst you were probably going to skip desert anyway, now you have the perfect excuse – and a much better alternative – to do so.

At Agency Barracuda we have many stunning Russian London escorts who are all the absolut (e) – pun intended, cream of the crop. Our Russian beauties are not genetically pre-disposed to hold their liquor they just simply have a better understanding of the workings of the body. Perhaps you might want to discuss this in much greater detail when you retire back to your private room after dinner, because after all, our Russian stunners at Agency Barracuda can all speak fluent English and will have no problems in explaining and maybe giving a physical demonstration of the extend of their understanding. Food for thought perhaps!

Thinly veiled double entendres aside, your dinner date with any of our high class Russian escorts will be utterly irresistible. If you want to keep yourself in tip top condition to enjoy your nightcap during your private time together, it is probably best to simply stick to the wine at dinner. Whilst numerous vodka shot toasts punctuate traditional Russian celebrations they are not something we are used to in London and might leave you feeling the worse for wear and certainly not at your best to enjoy your high class date.

With all the different celebrations happening in the city in the run up to Christmas it would be easy to get carried away with it all and especially if you decide to imbibe yourself in sunflower oil before you go out. Take things steady and enjoy your tryst because you really don’t want to end up literally getting carried away and missing out on all the fun!

Christmas time is always stressful and one of the biggest headaches is always what gift to buy the person who seems to have everything. If you have a meat lover in your family then why not let them wake up and smell the bacon literally with bacon scented pillowcases from J&D in the good old USA! Incidentally this is the same company that also make bacon scented underwear – knickers for the girls and boxers for the boys with a cleverly positioned rasher of bacon which apparently is supposed to be scented. Given that the World health organisation recently reclassified cured meat as carcinogenic to humans this might be the way to enjoy your bacon without harming your health, although we can’t think of many people who would want a ‘rasher’ down there!

When you are enjoying your date with our beautiful Adventurous London escorts it might be wise to refrain from wearing your aromatic undies as you never know your date might be a vegetarian and simply walking down the street might cause no end of problems in attracting stray dogs and hungry commuters. Let’s not even get started on bacon ‘butties’.

Shopping online can open your eyes to no end of strange and wonderful gift ideas from all over the world but at the end of the day the very best gift you can give is the one you give to yourself to relax and enjoy the company of a sensual and beautiful companion.

Incidentally you can do that online too by viewing our website gallery at Agency Barracuda and if you are looking to enjoy a more adventurous encounter we have plenty of very open minded London escorts who will more than meet your needs. Just one thing to remember before you book – check that they like bacon first!

If your phone is the first thing you see in the morning and the last thing you look at before bed then you should consider yourself officially addicted. The rise of the smartphone is literally dominating our lives and has pervaded all aspects of our work and free time. There are very few places left in the world where access to your phone is limited and even then, these places tend to be avoided by many purely because of that fact!

If you can admit to that feeling of panic when you pat your usual ‘phone pocket’ and feel nothing but pocket or that you are actually fluent in emoji then it is time to look up from your device and give your thumbs a break. Before you do though, why not check out our gorgeous gallery of new London escorts at Agency Barracuda. We have joined the mobile world so you can view our stunning London escort girls in full miniature glory. Scroll through our galleries and view each individual profile before deciding which of our stunners is perfect for you.

When you are ready to make a booking just hit the phone number at the top of the page and you will come straight through to us! You will have to actually speak as we don’t take bookings through whatsapp, so maybe find somewhere private to make your choice and indeed your booking. Standing on a packed tube on the underground may not be the best idea, even if you can get wifi in more than 250 stations.

Once your chosen London escort has arrived for your tryst or you have arrived at the home of your escort, you will definitely want to switch to airplane mode or if you are brave enough, turn the device off altogether because this is one time that you definitely don’t want to be disturbed!

Thanksgiving is not so far away and if you are an American Ex-pat then you should really be thinking about how you want to celebrate. There are plenty of places in the city offering a themed dinner service where customers can enjoy roast turkey with all the trimmings just like at home. Of course when enjoying such a celebration you will want to share the very best company and so our stunning high class London escorts will be the ideal ladies to join you for dinner and perhaps a very special after dinner treat!

At Agency Barracuda you will find that our high class London escorts offer incalls in all areas of the city. Not only do they offer incalls but outcalls too and a dinner date would be considered as an outcall (for those new clients who have never enjoyed a date with a London escort before). Whilst it is not necessary to choose an escort who is local to the restaurant, many of our clients prefer to do so. At Agency Barracuda we also have some American escorts who also love to enjoy a traditional Thanksgiving so maybe spending time with someone from your own backyard might make you fel more at home!

If you are looking for a taste of Thanksgiving like momma used to make and you happen to be from any of the Southern States then enjoy your Thanksgiving with a Southern feel at Joe’s Southern Kitchen bar. From just £30 per head you can chow down on a main Turkey meal with all the sides and trimmings you are used to and top it all off with a slice of pecan pie and hand crafted cocktail. You don’t need to run off straight after your meal as you can sit back, let your food baby digest and listen to some ‘ole music from the south.

For amore hip all-American style meal try Belushi’s in London bridge where you can enjoy Turkey with all the trimmings, beer pong all against the backdrop of the days NFL games. Might not be the most perfect ambience for a date with your chosen London escort but there is always desert to look forward to! Given that this particular holiday is only around a week away it is probably sensible to act sooner rather than later bo9th in terms of booking your meal and your date that you want to share it with. Our high class London escorts are always extremely popular and given that Kensington and Chelsea has the highest American Ex-pat community throughout London it is no surprise that they always prefer to spend their time with the more high class and elite escorts in London.

Even if your date is not originally from the USA you can rest assured that our ladies love to celebrate and any excuse to do so in great company is always welcomed. Our dinner dates tend to last around 2-3 hours with a single hour of private time reserved for the two of you back at your location so maybe give the pumpkin pie a miss – or better still, have it to go!

There has been some controversy over International men’s day with colleges and universities actually banning the event and changing the focus of the day to concentrate on things like female pay inequality and other ‘on-trend’ subjects. However we, at Agency Barracuda, would like to extend our warmest and most sincere appreciation to all our male clients because without them, our ladies would have no one to enjoy intimate encounters with!

The point of this day is to promote positive male role models and male health issues and is supported by a number of countries around the world. Given that we have an International women’s day it does seem only fair that we should give praise to the men in our lives in a similar way. The theme for 2015 is “Make A Difference for Men and Boys” and covers many serious issues affecting the male gender of our species.

A gentleman is considered to be a positive role model and at Agency Barracuda we are delighted to state that we consider all our valued clients to be gentlemen of the highest order. They are chivalrous, thoughtful and respectful and whilst we don’t expect them to run around holding doors open – our ladies are quite capable of opening a door themselves, to be the object of the attentions of someone so polite and charming is a flattering and enjoyable experience.

A gentleman always appreciates the effort that a lady goes to in order to appeal to his desires and at Agency barracuda we know that our clients are always very appreciative. The feedback that our ladies receive is always glowing and reflects the excellent fun that our clients have when they book a sensual and erotic encounter. As Agency Barracuda is considered to be a high class escort agency we do tend to deal with the more well travelled gent. Executives and CEO’s are common companions for our elite and high class London escorts although we certainly do not discriminate against any gent booking the companionship of our ladies. If you are a man in need of some feminine charm then we are happy to hear from you and as long as our ladies feel comfortable in the company of their date then we are always happy to fulfil a booking.

International men’s day has previously been seen as a token gesture and suffered ridicule in the popular press and mainstream media. Of course there are the usual jokes that every day is Men’s day but this is only in limited, feminist areas. At Agency Barracuda we like to make every day Men’s day as our stunning London escorts enjoy spending intimate and sensual time with their male companions. The joy that our services bring enable our clients to reach fulfilment in their everyday lives and the opportunity to realise their dreams and desires in the company of a beautiful young lady is certainly not one we would not celebrate. If you want to celebrate International Men’s day in style then call our agency and make a date that will ensure an extra special time is enjoyed.

Thanksgiving is a huge national holiday in America and sees people of all ages and beliefs travel hundreds of miles in order to get to wherever their thanksgiving celebrations are taking place. In some ways Thanksgiving is more embraced than Christmas and although this is not a national holiday in the UK, the large US ex-pat community in London has ensured that there are plenty of things to enjoy and get that wholesome American experience right here, across the pond.

The largest community of Americans in London is in Chelsea where over 6% of the local population were born in the States. The only other area where there are a greater number of Americans is in Mildenhall in Suffolk on the USAF bases. Chelsea, not surprisingly is the best place to go if you are looking for some all-American themed dinners and lots of restaurants and bars have embraced the Thanksgiving themes and these are great places to go for a good night out.

The Big easy on the Kings Road is offering three courses with lobster, turkey and all the trimmings (including a hefty side serving of mac’n’cheese) finished off with a three layered red velvet cake for desert! You can wash it all down with American themed cocktails like their signature Pumpkin martinis. Goat is another option set in the style of a New York Italian diner with choices of bacon and sweetcorn chowder and pecan pie as well as the traditional main roast. If all that has you salivating with delight imagine enjoying your meal with one of the most gorgeous women in London. Our outcall only escorts are perfect partners for pleasures of all kinds however we would expect that you would be only too happy to skip desert in favour of a sweet treat of an altogether different kind! You are going to have to work off those martini’s somehow! Call Agency Barracuda and make that date fast on 07912 673 063