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Not the food variety of course but the travel pass. The system which has proven such a great success throughout the capital is now being expanded to include journeys to Gatwick airport too. Prior to this week, if you wanted to catch the Gatwick express you had to pay a separate and additional fee however now you can use your Oyster pass for the entire journey.

Transport for London is looking at ways to upgrade the entire rail network to accept these travel passes and not a moment too soon when you think of how useful it is to simply be able to load up your pass and use it for travel in all forms across the country. It seems positively prehistoric to have to pay in many different ways to travel around so why this hasn’t been done before now is a mystery!

In such a demanding and busy city it makes sense to make things as easy as possible for people.

Our very own stunning London escorts like to ensure that time spent with their clients is as stress free as possible so that they can both enjoy a sensual and erotic date together free from any external worries. Not that a railcard should cause too much worry but it can be a pain for some clients to reach their escorts of choice in the city and the last thing you want is to arrive frazzled at the door of your date. You need to be frisky and fun loving in order to fully appreciate the fun you are about to experience! If a railcard helps client achieve that then all the better! Whether you are travelling to Gatwick or simply from zone 6 to zone 1, get in the erotic zone with a date with one of our gorgeous girls who will soothe and remove all the stresses of your day and with the new Oyster extensions, travel problems don’t need to be one of them.

You’ve survived the first week back at work after the Christmas break. This is guaranteed to be the hardest thing you will have to do all year, except of course go back after your summer holiday. However given that you have coped so beautifully for the last 5 days means that you deserve a treat and even though you have only been back at work for a week, Christmas seems like a million years ago!

Time for some ‘me-time’ and what better way – other than a duvet day – to treat yourself than with some sensual company and a whole day to please yourself. In fact you don’t even need to do that as our top elite London escorts will do that for you! You have the perfect excuse in that your annual leave will have started again and some extra lucky people may even have extra days from last year still outstanding. There are lots of companies who insist that annual leave is taken before a certain time otherwise it is forfeited so with your company even pushing you to take a day off – who are you to argue?

Our amazing escorts in London are perfect playmates for a variety of different encounters. You might decide to wrap up and get out in the chilly London air after being cooped up in a stuffy office all week or maybe you prefer to do just the opposite and strip off indoors and laugh in the face of the dreary January weather. Whatever you choose to do your chosen high class London escort will be more than happy to join in and with our imaginative and adventurous companions, they usually have a few ideas of their own! Why not meet up with your chosen date and see what you can come up with together and return to work fresh and rejuvenated, if not well rested!

The snooze button is not our friend. So easily ignored, if you can hit that button quick enough then it won’t disrupt your beautiful sleep however for those of us who find it difficult getting up in the morning this new kick-starter invention could be the answer to our prayers.

If you have ever hit the snooze button five, six or more times and still ended up leaping out of bed 20 minutes late and swearing at everything that does not does not move then the ‘Ruggie’ alarm clock could be perfect for you. It is not actually a clock, well not in the traditional sense of the word, but a rug that you place beside your bed and it is a persistent little thing in that it will not go off until you place both feet firmly on it for a full 3 seconds. Now, the science behind this is quite clever, apparently it take sour brain 3 seconds to actually come out of a snooze and so sitting on the edge of your bed for 3 seconds should remove the temptation to fall back to sleep. Clever huh!

Of course you could just be an adult about it and get up the first time you hear your alarm but where is the fun in that. To make the ‘Ruggie’ seem a little friendlier, you can even record your own riveting message to spur you on for the day. The team at Ruggie give some examples of ‘Ready to kick some ass? C’mon you can do it, do it now.’ Which all seems very enthusiastic for a dark January morning, we feel that perhaps statements like ‘ you have a date with an Agency Barracuda escort tonight’ might be better inspiration but each to their own.

If you book an overnight date with any of our top elite london escorts it’s unlikely you will need an alarm in the morning, the thought of your beauty leaving you without something to remember her by will be enough to have you wide awake and standing to attention with no trouble! The only way you will find out is if you give us a call, snooze you lose!

So the £ multimillion rollover has been won, ending weeks of excitement and anticipation and for the two lucky winners, all the dreams and desires can now be fulfilled. Despite the jackpot reaching unprecedented riches this is a paltry sum compared to that of the Powerball jackpot in the US. This lottery prize has been rolling over since November and is expected to be jaw dropping $1.3billion this Wednesday. Yes ‘B’ for Billion! That converts to £900million making our current winners in the UK positive paupers by comparison. In fact that amount of money is actually more than double the net worth of our own Queen ! Madness!

Whilst they do say that money cannot buy you happiness, most of us would like to see if that were true for ourselves but in the same way that they say alcohol doesn’t solve our problems, let’s face it neither does milk!

If you were not one of the lucky two to win big in the Lottery this week and you are not eligible to play the US lottery then you can still be a winner when you book a date with any of our stunning London escorts. All our girls will make you feel a million dollars or even a billion dollars since they are not only beautiful but fun, engaging and oh so sexy too!

They do say that you have to in it to win it and so the same applies to joy and pleasure our amazing escort sin London bring. You have no chance of hitting the jackpot with our girls un less you call our agency to make a date! Many of our escorts are exclusive to us which means that they are unavailable through any other London escort agency. Call now and you could be hitting it big tonight and you don’t even have to cross your fingers and hope as our beautiful London escorts are always a dead cert!

This Sunday 10th January sees the seventh annual No trousers on the tube day event in London. A chance to see your fellow travellers’ bare legs ( and usually more) in support of nothing more than an opportunity to be silly is something that was borrowed from our American cousins and now seen all over the world. The event was originally started in New York in 2002 and has since spread to other world cities although perhaps not all of them will be facing freezing temperatures in January. Whilst it all starts off as great fun there are always those who take it that little bit too far with their things and skiddies on show for all to see.

On Monday morning the newspapers will be flooded with pictures of people in their unmentionables who perhaps might have been better advised to keep it all under wraps. Tube seats are germ filled enough without bare flesh adding to the pot! Whilst we can all hope that a group of stunning lingerie models decide to support the event it is unlikely and we will be left with images of bare legs and more of those same delusional set of people who also audition for X factor under the misconception that they can sing.

If there were anyone who would be welcome to wander about the tube service in their undies it would be our gorgeous London escorts. However in the unlikely event of this happening clients had better have a backup plan in place to deal with their disappointment. Call our team now to make your date with any of our stunning escorts in London but if you make an outcall booking, don’t expect the lady of your choice to arrive by tube as that is not going to happen. Just thought we would make that point.

After the pounding your liver has probably taken over the last six weeks Dry January doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. Pubs across the country are lamenting the 30 day challenge as they see profits fall sharply after the excesses of December however some are rising to the challenge with the introduction of the ‘mocktail’ – a cocktail without the booze of course. This way no-one has to feel silly holding a glass of kiddie cola or lame lemonade when they could be holding something that resembles a more grown up drink. Enter the Jingle berry made of raspberries, strawberries and other berries with a dollop of cream on top– a bit late with the name and it looks like a desert but what the heck, if you can’t have alcohol, have sugar instead!

Of course there are other ways to bypass the pub altogether and still stay on the wagon. You could opt to feed an appetite of a different kind with our gorgeous London escorts who are happy to enjoy a date in other locations than a pub. Why not enjoy a dining experience or perhaps visit a local attraction or indeed simply stay in and allow yourself to be seduced and intoxicated by our stunning London escorts. We have beauties from all over the world within our galleries and with new stunners arriving every day we are bound to be able to keep you enthralled for the next 30 days at least! You could end up replacing your dependency on intoxicating liquor with intoxicating beauties but then that is not exactly bad for your health now is it?

Why not take a look at our galleries and see which of our beautiful escorts in London you would like to meet. We can arrange for incalls as well as outcalls so that you have no need to go anywhere near a bar if you don’t want to. You can visit our London escorts in their own homes or they can come to you – either way you can be guaranteed a sensational time – and one which you will remember in the morning!

It is the second day of the working week and already Christmas seems like it was last year! Reality has kicked in and your joggers have been put away for another year in favour of tailored suits and work clothes. Your mornings may now consist of getting up in the dark and your afternoons denote coming home in the dark. There is the little matter of the Christmas party discretion to face and then the prospect of weeks and months of this daily grind before you can enjoy your two weeks off in the summer.

If this sounds like you then you need something to lift your spirits and remind you that it is not all doom and gloom. You get to see your office crush again and waste your time on all those NSFW websites – perhaps you might even give us a visit at Agency Barracuda. Our girls are definitely not safe for work but them it is excitement you are looking for not safety right?

Why not make a date for one evening this week and even just a single hour of fun can be stretched out over the course of three days given that you will have 24 hours of anticipation, 12 hours of preparation and another 24 hours of reliving the date over and over again in your mind. At this rate it will soon be spring! Our stunning London escorts are guaranteed to put a spring in your step and raise the eyebrows of your work colleagues who will wonder why you are quite so spritely lately. Keep them guessing of course until they see you out and about with your chosen London escort date, perhaps enjoying a candlelit dinner or a few cheeky drinks after work and feel the envy as they see you head towards your home together and let them imagine the fun you will both be having when you arrive! Call us now at Agency Barracuda for the rescue remedy for the back to work malaise.

As sure as we have turkey for Christmas, trains and travel plans will be chaotic for the New Year. Right on time, unusually, transport bosses announce that there are likely to be delays and cancellations for those who want to travel to somewhere else for New Year! A list as long as Santa’s reveals all the different services that are either cancelled or suffering disruption and the advice from those in charge is to either stay where you are (helpful as ever) or check their Journey planner on the rail enquiries website.

Luckily, many people will be staying in the city and not planning on travelling anywhere. The tube service is much unchanged with the usual slight delays although most problems can be avoided as the system is so interwoven, it just means a different route may take a few minutes longer. Luckily all our London escorts are available in the heart of the city so if you are in town you won’t have too far to travel if you want to enjoy their company. Of course there is always Uber and given that most distances between stations is on a mile or so, walking is also a viable option. Don’t wear yourself out too much though as you will need to leave some energy reserves for your date!

Our London escorts are also available for outcalls where they save you the bother of travelling anywhere at all. You can stay in your hotel suite or home and have the lady of your choice come and visit you. This is probably the best idea, especially for those whom London is not their home city. Our reception team can arrange your date for you and all you need to do is make a single call to us here at Agency Barracuda.

Don’t let the travel chaos affect your fun with any of our beautiful escorts in London. Call our team and we can have a stunning beauty with you in no time !

With the recent outcry in the UK about economic migrants the news that the Dutch city Utrecht is to pay every single one of its inhabitants a ‘citizen’s wage’ of 660 Euros every month, regardless of whether they work or not is surely interesting news. Most people would consider this to be madness and a waste of public funds however the authorities seem to think that it will encourage more to work in order to earn even more and save millions in red tape currently spent on fraud checks and such. After the initial surprise at such a move, the idea may not be so strange after all although it remains to be seen if the city becomes deluged in new arrivals as the new financial plan is put into force.

One thing that can be relied upon is the fact that our stunning London escorts are not about to leave our fair city any time soon. Clients can rest assured that the beauties they enjoy spending time with will remain in London at least for the foreseeable future. Many of our beautiful escorts in London originally come from Europe and Russia and have been drawn to the lifestyle they can achieve here in London. They thoroughly enjoy the vibrant city, the people and all the fun and excitement London offers so it is not always about money that draws people into London.

At Agency Barracuda, clients are used to spending time with our incall escorts in london Our clients do tend to be the more affluent and successful anyway so are unlikely to find the Utrecht idea an incentive to move away from London. Given the fact that it would make things more difficult to see their stunning London companions, we don’t expect a drop in demand for our stunning escorts in London any time soon!

If you thought that the Ashley Madison scandal back in the summer would see the demise of the affairs website, think again. It seems that, as ever, there is no such thing as bad publicity. Ever. The company have today announced an increase of subscriptions by 4 million and this is since the scandal raged which revealed personal details of huge numbers of its subscribers! Even though some staff have gone on record to state that they have been asked to create around 70,000 fake female profiles to engage with the new men on the site, there is still an unprecedented number of new subscribers in the last couple of months.

The news of all the new additions to the site has been received with disdain by most of the media and outrage by some groups of society however at Agency Barracuda we feel that it represents an area that is much ignored by the powers that be, that adventurous companionship, affairs and the thrill of a new partner is simply something that people are drawn to, even in the face of public disapproval.

This is just another indication that many are ignoring of the popularity of our own beauties in London. Not just our own London escorts but escorts the world over. The demand for their services and companionship has never been higher and it certainly takes a talented and gifted woman to fulfil these needs.

Our stunning escorts in London and indeed throughout the world, now that we have branched out to other countries, are some of the most adaptable, beautiful, intelligent and talented young ladies who have all the qualities one would expect in an accomplished young woman with the naughty skills you wouldn’t!

If ever there was a case for recognising these facts, the unwavering demand for Ashley Madison and likeminded services and indeed our own London escort services is all the proof that is needed.

Lego has always been one of the most popular Christmas presents for kids for decades but not just kids, adults too. With collectors sets being sold, these are not toys that are played with or even removed from their boxes, if you received a collectors Millennium Falcon set back on 2007, you could now get a whopping £2,700 for it – almost 8 times as much as it cost and that’s not all, if you happened to have the ‘Café Corner’ model hotel which was first available back in 2007 also, it is now worth an eye watering £2,096 – not bad for an initial purchase of £96. Not as eye watering as stepping on bits of Lego in the dark in bare feet though as any parent will tell you!

If you didn’t get Lego for Christmas, and not many adults were likely to, let’s face it, there are more adult ways to express your creativity and our amazing London escorts can help you unleash your more creative side!

We have stunning beauties available in all areas of London and now Internationally too, so if you are lamenting your lack of forethought in picking the most lucrative gifts for yourself all those years ago you can at least console yourself with the fact that you can now make much better choices and ones that will leave you with memories that will outlast any toy – no matter how valuable it becomes.

If you are keen to build your investments, then forget Gold, which has seen an increase of only 9.6%, Lego is now the new Gold with increases of over 2000% since the year 2000. There is actually a website – ‘brickpicker’ which tells you the best pieces to invest in – a little like our own website – which tells you the best London escorts to invest your energies in! Whilst your financial investments may not increase, your personal investment in yourself certainly will. Call Agency Barracuda on 07912673063

Returning presents is a common occurrence after Christmas. You may have received two of something or perhaps something is not the right fit but spare a thought for the man in Minnesota who tried to return a penis pump only to be denied by the store assistant on the presumption that he was using it incorrectly. Obviously the shopper was upset but clearly he was more frustrated than the store member imagined since he put a gun to the assistant’s head!  Luckily no-one was injured and police are still hunting for the man (who incidentally still wants a replacement pump)!

Agency Barracuda aim to reduce any frustrations you may have over the holiday period without the need for devices of any kind. Our stunning London escorts have exactly the right equipment already to reduce your stress and leave you feeling relaxed and chilled and ready to enjoy the rest of the New Year celebrations, whatever they may be.

Whilst toys and intimate devices may not have been top of your Christmas list, our stunning escorts in London should be! With their unquestionable beauty and ability to fulfil even the most intimate desires it is likely that this is the gift to yourself you will want to return to again and again. It’s lucky that we have so many stunning companions to choose from so that gentlemen can enjoy a different encounter every time and fulfil even the most varied choice in pleasures.

Rather than saving your receipt, with our beauties you will want to save our phone number so that you can access us quickly whenever you feel the desire and it is good fortune that we are always here ready and waiting to see your needs gratified and satisfied. Why not give us a call and see which of our London escorts is available today – you can rest assured that you wont want to return this gift to yourself! 07912673063