Not Guilty. M’lud

There is not a day goes by when there isn’t some sex therapy article released on the internet or in the media. This week it is all about women being squeamish and not allowing themselves to fully relax and enjoy the wonderful feelings (and everything that go with it) when a man and woman become intimate. It seems that a great many women prefer to look cool and maintain their femininity during the act itself and never push the boundaries necessary to thoroughly and genuinely enjoy themselves.

At Agency barracuda we can guarantee that all of our beautiful London escorts are certainly outgoing and don’t let a few bodily functions get in their way of enjoying themselves. Of course when you are enjoying wild acrobatics there are bound to be a few things that might not count as cool however who cares? As long as you are both having fun, surely that is what counts.

There are far too many women who are not confident enough to initiate the first move. The transfer of power is the ultimate turn on for a man and all of our adventurous London escorts know it. Confidence is key and a desire to explore new avenues of delight is certainly the way to a man’s heart and will keep him coming back for more without a doubt.

It is sad that so many women do not know the potential of their own bodies although we can safely say that our more adventurous London escorts have written the map (which they don’t mid guiding you around either)!

There is no guilt in enjoying pleasure in any of its forms, during an intimacy there should actually be no thoughts whatsoever – just feelings and pleasure. Let your mind close down and let your body take over. It knows what to do if we let it. So in terms of not taking the lead or not exploring new paths of pleasure – our escorts are certainly not guilty!

Aye Carrumba! Flamboyant fun in London

Kew gardens are reviving their annual orchid festival once again and just in time for Valentine’s day they are focusing on a Brazilian and passionate theme. All the displays within the glass house are arranged in such a way to depict various Brazilian themes including a carnival and the Rainforest. Beautiful and delicate flowers are no match for our own Brazilian petals although our ladies are a little more robust we must admit however their passion, vibrancy and sheer energy means that even a gentle stroll around Kew gardens could be pure bliss. Of course it does help that Kew are also planning to serve up some botanical cocktails, which will always go down well we think. At Agency Barracuda we have more than our fair share of sexy Latin lovelies. Our Brazilian escorts are joined by other sexy escorts from South America and also escorts from Italy and Spain too. Our Latin escort girls are flamboyant, outgoing and oh so passionate you might only want to spend a short while in public with them!

It is the spontaneity of the Latin escorts that our clients adore. They wear their hearts on their sleeves and are certainly not afraid of letting their emotions show. Our Latin London escorts are in touch with their femininity and why wouldn’t they be when they have such breathtaking figures! Most of our Latin escorts also feature in our busty escorts gallery too and their undulating curves and buxom figures are always a hit with all our clients. Kew Gardens is a fairly quiet venue for a date in London and if you want to enjoy your liaison with one of our busty Latin beauties then you might want to choose somewhere a little more wild. Indeed, even if you simply decide to have the London escort of your choice visit you at your hotel room, make sure you get plenty of rest beforehand. You will need it!

Gear up for Valentine’s day

Next week it is Valentine’s day. A day of romance and coupledom where, if you are single, you are left feeling a little on the shelf! You can remedy that by making a date with any of our gorgeous London escorts as, believe it or not, lots of our girls end up without a date simply because gents don’t ask thinking that they will be inundated with requests!

Every restaurant, bar or club has a theme of love so an intimate dinner date or perhaps a few drinks or even just a naughty hotel tryst might be perfect for you. All our high class london escorts are always happy to entertain gentlemen in their own homes but since it is a special occasion why not push the boat out and enjoy a genuine date night?

Valentine’s night at the Shard offers a truly awe inspiring location in which to sip champagne. The views across London at night are spectacular but then again so are the prices. For something a little nostalgic and quirky why not enjoy a squiffy valentine’s picnic at the underground cocktail bar at Kingly Court Station or perhaps warm to each other around the fire pit at The London apothecary. There are plenty of options in the city, about as many options as we have in our galleries so it might be worthwhile starting to plan ahead now – especially since these special events do tend to get booked up rather quickly!

Given the extent of our galleries, clients are unlikely to end up without a romantic interest this Valentine’s day. We have escorts of all types and from all over the world for gentlemen to spend their time with. We even have a small number of new International escorts who are located in various places in the world, should you find you are not in the UK for this romantic date. Why not call and allow us to make a suggestion that could well make your evening something to remember for many years to come. 07912673063

Model companions in London

A Model is usually someone who simply looks attractive and can sell whatever it is the company is promoting. At Agency Barracuda the way we use the terminology model escort is a little different to advertising companies in that we use the term Model to portray the beauty of our stunning London escort rather than use them to sell their services.

Our Model escorts in London are not those stick thin models we see strutting angrily up and down the catwalk. Our model escorts are more akin to lingerie models with sensational figures and desirable bodies. Whilst many of our model escorts are indeed professional models they tend to be for photographic, calendar and lingerie models than anything else. We have lots of PR girls and students too so the choice in all the different beauties you can spend time with is extensive.

Modelling is, in fact, quite a boring occupation and this is why many of our ladies enjoy their time as escort companions. It livens up a dreary week and allows them to spend time with interesting people in exciting places. Our model escorts are those ladies who seek adventure and have a healthy passion for fun. They have no ties or strings and are free spirits in every sense. The common quality that all our Model escorts share is in the fact that they are happy to simply go with the flow. They enjoy doing what feels good rather than what is expected of them and this is all part of the allure and attraction.

It is an obvious requirement that a model must be glamorous. All our Model escorts take great care in their appearance and presentation however not so much that they are not happy to get hot and tousled in the name of fun. Many model escorts in London think that they need to remain elegant and ‘beautiful’ at all times however our clients tell us that they find a woman who is more interested in the fun itself than how she looks engaging in it – our model escorts are those types of girls who simply adore getting in the swing of things and despite their immaculately glowing skins and long toned limbs they are perfectly happy in letting in their clients see their more enthusiastic side.

One of the drawbacks of promoting professional models is in the fact that they are not happy to have their faces published on a public website which is unrelated to their modelling career. We always take our time to reassure our clients that the sensational beauty of their bodies go hand in hand with their captivating features however they are unable to reveal in detail their faces on a public website. Once you are out and about together then your encounter is very much a date in every sense of the word and your model escort will stand proudly beside you at the event , engagement or location of your choice.

As you can see from our gallery our gorgeous model escorts tend to use their lingerie shots in their personal profiles and whilst these are delightfully tempting you will no doubt want your escort companion to arrive at your event dressed in more suitable attire. Our Model escorts are of course extremely stylish and chic and will always attend the event with you dressed to perfection and perfectly suited to the expected and accepted dress code. Of course if your encounter is to be private for the duration of the date then this is your chance to go a little more wild and should you opt to enjoy a fantasy or role play date then your model escort will of course bring along a selection of saucy costumes and accessories to enhance your fun together.

Our escorts are not just beautiful to look at. They have big personalities and are extremely down to earth and approachable. All our ladies are great conversationalists and always know how to steer the encounter in the right direction if you feel at a bit of a loss at times. These are highly skilled young ladies who simply follow their desires and the wealth of experience they hold means that you will enjoy one of the best experiences of your life. Call us at Agency Barracuda now to enjoy a date with any of our elite escorts in London or Internationally.

Payday playtime!

The last Friday of the month is usually payday for a great many people and given that this is the first payday since the excesses of Christmas, it is a date that many people have been longing for! Tonight is likely to be a busy night in town centre’s across the country as people emerge from their month long hibernation raring to have fun after scrimping and scraping all month.

Just Opened London  is a new website where you can find details of all the new restaurants, bars and clubs that have recently started trading and offer a wealth of information about everything on offer and what you can expect from the new ventures. Going out to a newly established business has it’s good and bad points. Of course there are likely to be more snags in a newly opened venture as the creases have yet to be ironed out however the benefits certainly outweigh this in the fact that owners are much more likely to want to bend over backwards to get those all important good reviews and build up their reputation. Once a company already has a great reputation, it is not unusual for some sloppy practices to kick in due to complacency. This is of course not something you would ever find with our high class London escort agency as we always treat our clients with the utmost respect and pay the greatest attention to detail in every aspect of our clients’ dates.

As we regularly have new and exciting London escorts join us all the time clients always spend time with new and enthusiastic stunners. For them , it is like the first time, every time and this always ensures that our London escort agency is fresh and appealing to both our clients and our escorts. So, it is Payday Friday – what are you going to do with your weekend?

London has been at the forefront of the pop-up for a couple of years now. These are business ideas that people run with to see how popular they are. If there is a great reception for them, then they make the idea permanent. We also see lots of celebrity and award winning chefs make guest appearances at high class London restaurants for limited times. Those who appreciate their style, quality and offerings always rush to ensure they don’t miss out on these limited bookings and the restaurant is always seen as a buzzing location, very much in demand.

At the Gherkin this month, they host a 1 month residency for Masterchef star Monica Galetti and it is said that bookings are almost filled so if fine food and fine wine are on your list of pleasures now that you can once again afford them then this is the place to head to. Of course you will want to sine in the best company and so our beautiful London escorts are the ideal companions with whom to share a dinner date. Given that the Gherkin offers exceptional views over London, both day and nightscapes are spectacular this is certainly a great idea for something to enjoy this weekend. Of course given that you will seated across from one of our high class and elite London escorts their own beauty will rival that of the city so perhaps you would unlikely to fully appreciate the location of your date!

Indeed, given that we are known as one of the busiest escort agencies in London, many International escorts who visit our city request that we represent them for the limited time they are in London. Like the pop-up restaurants and entertainment venues, our visiting escorts are available for a limited time and so should be booked with haste.

Channel your fantasies

Fantasies are a common driving force behind our sensual pleasures. Often they are taboo subjects that people keep to themselves for fear of attracting social ridicule or judgement however fantasies can allow us to achieve a greater sensual satisfaction and even initiate sensual pleasure in the first place.

At our London escort agency we are open minded and accepting that different people have different fantasies. It is not as unusual as many people might think and the chances are your fantasy may not be as outlandish as you imagine however given that is has always been a taboo subject that doesn’t tend to be talked about in public, people have lived under the impression that there is something wrong in fantasising about their desires.

A new Youtube channel has changed all that with people openly uploading short videos talking about their personal fantasies and some are quite surprising and worlds apart from their normal way of thinking and belief values. Lack of control and submission is a common theme in people who have a great amount of responsibility in their everyday lives and for women who extol equality, being ‘forced’ or coerced into sensual acts is also something they secretly desire. A fantasy is recognised as just that. Something that may or may not take place in a safe environment. To cross the boundaries between fact and fantasy takes some important measures into consideration and our beautiful London escorts are more than qualified to recognise and respect the difference. What your sensual mind desires, may be something totally different to what your conscience may agree with!

The whole point of the channel is to reduce the shame that some people may feel. This shame will eventually creep in on other areas of their lives and inhibit their relationships and ability to feel pleasure. Fantasies are a perfectly natural and enjoyable part of being human and something that should not be judged, assuming that they are fulfilled with consenting partners who also share the same desire to fulfil the scenario.

Our very own role play escorts and indeed our escorts who use uniforms are the perfect playmates for these types of encounters and given that many people, at the moment, find themselves unable to share these most intimate and private fantasies with their nearest and dearest, it can sometimes be easier to unburden yourself on a perfect stranger. This is where the YouTube channel has helped somewhat both in allowing those who have take the brave step of uploading their own videos but also for those who have realised that they are not weird or unusual as they too share similar desires.

With the public acceptance of the whole 50 shades of grey phenomena, it is not difficult to see that there is a forum for public awareness and acceptance however the stigma of being seen as different and revealing one’s most private desires with the chance of being openly ridiculed means that many people’s intimate fantasies are likely to remain just that for the foreseeable future. This is where our role play escorts, our fantasy escorts and indeed our Uniform escorts have such an important (and interesting) role to play in our lives.

Blue Monday

If you are feeling a little miserable then join the rest of the planet because today is officially Blue Monday. Today is the date that scientists a few years back worked out would be the most depressing date of the year. They used a scientific formula that was all very impressive to the rest of us mere mortals to show that debt, weather, feeling bad about ourselves and our lack of will power, inability to keep to our resolutions and the length of time until payday would crowd in at their worst on this very date!

Trouble is, the ‘formula’ has been proven to be a hoax in that the guy that came up with it just a PR man working for Sky travel – (before it closed down) The point was just a PRE stunt designed to make people feel crap and therefore want to book a holiday to make themselves feel better and make us feel like we needed something to look forward to. Trouble is, back in 2006 when this formula came out, there was no such thing as ‘Blue Monday’ but it has become a self perpetuation prophesy and actually created the feelings it represented so now we really do have a date when it seems that everything closes in and could easily be described as Blue Monday!

Obviously whether the maths is correct or not, if you feel a bit low then you need something to look forward to and enjoy and short of booking a holiday – which actually seems a little extreme, you could book a date with one of our gorgeous London escorts instead! We have scores of beautiful st8nners who could welcome you into their homes in their bikinis and make you feel like you were on holiday – which is the next best thing we think! Plus you get to be the smug person in the office who is feeling unseasonably happy and only you know why! Call Agency Barracuda now and make a date with our glorious beauties now.

How’s that diet going?

Nearly three weeks into January and by now most people’s resolutions were broken by the time the Christmas decorations came down – some resolutions didn’t last beyond the New year’s hangover but if you are still on track – look away now as we have something that will either send you screaming to the nearest Holland and Barrett to stock up on healthy budgie seeds.

Macdonalds – the fast food joint which, last year, toyed with the healthy option have clearly given all that up as a bad idea and gone full throttle for the most weirdest, ridiculous menu item to date. Introducing the McChocco potato. In real life this is a serving of salted fried drizzled with milk and white chocolate sauce. Now this probably is already a thing further up in the North of the UK but it is being made official in Japan of all places with the new menu item being trailed there before being rolled out in all restaurants.

Mixed reactions, mainly ridicule we might add, but then again, don’t knock it until you have tried it. Adventure seems to be the name of the game here with the aim of offering a unique combo so customers don’t have to choose – much like our duo encounters in a way. Our clients get to spend time with two beauties so that he does not have to limit himself to one – all the fun and a wonderful variety option.

Whilst this new attack on our taste buds is yet to arrive in the UK, clients can already enjoy duo encounters with two of our stunning London escorts at the same time. They don’t even need to be bisexual escorts either as their attention is entirely focused on you, unless of course you want to enjoy a private show and have everyone involved with each other? Choice is certainly a good thing although not sure about chocolate sauce on chips – that’s just nasty!

Leave it all behind. Or not.

A few weeks into the New Year might already have you wishing that you joined Tim Peake and escaped to outer space, but wait! You don’t have to go through all that astronaut training you can apply for the job of farmer on Tristan da Cunha, one of the world’s most remote islands, it’s uninhabited too so no pesky neighbours to worry about either! Think of the joy of no more daily commute, your boss breathing down your neck and the freezing winter weather. Peace and tranquillity all around although you would miss the opening of the Cadbury cream egg café which is opening in Soho this weekend, which might be at least one reason to say in the city Oh and our stunning London escorts too, our outcall service doesn’t extend that far! If you were missing civilization you could catch a boat to South Africa although don’t be late as there are only ever nine per year – makes that Northern line train look positively inviting now doesn’t it!

You might just need a little R & R though. Monday was mean to be the most miserable of the year and indeed those feelings might be hanging on a bit but never fear as our beautiful London escorts know exactly how to perk up your spirits and add a new dimension to your pleasure. Their bright and bubbly personalities are more than enough to add that little shot of zing into your week and have you ready to face the world once again – at least until the next time!

Our gorgeous London escorts are available to visit you no matter where you are in the city. We don’t offer outcalls as far as Tristan Da Cunha – unless of course you are paying for the travel? But our girls are happy to visit you at your London home or hotel as well as entertaining clients from their own luxury city apartments. Stop dreaming of getting away from it all – appreciate what you might miss and have our stunning escorts transport you to virtual heaven!

Hate Queuing? Virtual tours just got real

Despite the fact that we LOVE London, the tourists and visitors who also want to experience everything that locals take for granted can make even getting out of the office to grab a coffee a task in itself! Hoards of people at all of the main London attractions make what should be a fun filled day appreciating everything we are lucky enough to have on our doorstep into a real drag so if you don’t like lining up behind that foreign exchange group then sit down, fire up your laptop and take a tour with Google.

The Queen has given her seal of approval for the guided Google tour around Buckingham palace where you can ‘wander’ around 5 of the state rooms for free. No queues, no trains and no pesky tourists! Perfect. Or perhaps not.

Whilst some things are enhanced by a virtual experience – online shopping for one. Who actually likes traipsing around a supermarket every week when you can simply hit a button and have the same stuff delivered every week (bit boring but one can never get bored with pizza)The same applies to sightseeing. The sight is seen. Job done.

There are some things though that are just not the same in the virtual world. Sex. That is definitely something where all participants need to be in the same room at the same time. Yes, there are virtual shows, camshows and all that kind of stuff but for the really earth shattering, heart pumping, breathless encounter you need both people there in person.

Dating, this is another thing that has switched to being online. People now interview one another before making the move out into the real world and actually meeting. You can’t beat that thrill of excitement when your date walks through the door and this is something you can certainly capture when you book a real world date with any of our gorgeous London escorts. You can rely on the fact that our girls really do have genuine pictures so the girl you book is the girl you see. Not many services which start out through an online method can guarantee that! Call Agency Barracuda to meet your match made in heaven , not in your imagination.

Would you use a GuyFi?

Forget Back to the future, the real soothsaying Hollywood film was in fact ‘Barbarella’ which featured Jane Fonda all those years ago. Slightly erotic (‘slightly’ by today’s standards) the film featured public masturbation booths where men could de-stress in the middle of street with only a flimsy curtain between the public and their modesty. Fast forward to 2016 and it seems that city officials think this was a good idea as new ‘guyFi’ booths have sprung up all over Manhattan for precisely this reason!

Apparently all a guy needs is a little bit of privacy , some free wifi and a bench in order to de-stress and *ahem* relieve the tension. Before you guys get all excited, this is highly unlikely to take off in London and our very own stressed city workers will have to content themselves with public toilets or perhaps even contain themselves until they meet with their chosen London escort.

At Agency Barracuda we know that working in the city can increase tension and lead to all manner of stress related illnesses and that is why our beautiful escort girls in the city are there to provide a calming and fun approach to making things so much better. If you have a date with any of our London escorts your daily commute into the city becomes positively enthralling at the thought of what lies ahead when you meet the gorgeous girl of your choice. How excited are you likely to get at the thought of getting jiggy in a public booth with the possibility of passing shoppers braking your concentration at any time? Our clients in London prefer a much more private approach to their own relief and our stunning london escorts provide exactly that.

Given that temperatures in Manhattan at the moment are much lower than ours in London we would have thought that exposing your crown jewels with nothing to protect them from the elements was a sure fire way to lose the enthusiasm anyway! Much better to get your rocks off in the warm and sensual surroundings of a luxury London flat and the erotic companionship of one of our deliciously beautiful London escorts. That’s just us though!

Give and take at TfL

No sooner have we praised TfL for extending the use of the oyster card to include trips to Gatwick airport than they go and spoil it all by announcing the first of 3 tube strikes for the New year. Commuters are being held to ransom once again in a series of 3 days of strike action from 26th January with 2 further dates in February and then another week long dispute at a later date! Referring back to our blog about booking some time off, it might b a good idea to tie in those days off to the planned strike action so that whilst everyone else is cramming themselves onto replacement busses you can be enjoying the delights of our gorgeous London escorts.

Our ladies never strike, they love their time with their clients too much! What is TfL’s loss is our gain as ouir beautiful escorts in London enjoy overnight encounters with those who choose to miss out on the stress entirely and book overnight dates instead. If you do have any annual leave to take then it would make your own life a lot easier if you just booked those days off now and booked one of our beauties! One thing to consider that whilst it might seem like a long way off, if these strikes do go ahead we always see a huge demand for our ladies at the last minute and so if you don’t want to endure even more disappointment we would urge you to make that date in advance! Beat the strikes and the rush all in one go and be one of those people who wake up with a smug smile, instead of a long groan! If you book the day off you can also turn off your new Ruggie alarm clock for the day!

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