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Idolation has reached new heights of desperation with the news that Justin Bieber fans have paid over $2000 to have their photo taken with a cardboard cut out of their pop star. Yes, cardboard. Apparently meet and greets in person make the pop sensation ‘sad’ so he had placed a cardboard cut-out of himself as a stand in. This could actually be a very bad move on his behalf as fans have not really noticed the difference in personality. The singing is better too. Those proudly uploading their snaps to social media have been on the nasty end of abuse and ridicule, which, really what else would you expect?

Happily at Agency Barracuda we understand that our clients expect, and rightly deserve a little more interaction although with some escort agencies in London one would be forgiven for thinking that some of their ladies are indeed  made of cardboard. No such worries at our high class escort agency as our beauties are engaging, fun and flirty and very much  in the flesh.  They probably sing better than Bieber too – although that’s just a guess!

Stardom has reached new lows with fans seemingly willing to take whatever these so called ‘stars’ throw at them. Luckily at Agency Barracuda we have a great deal more respect for  our clients, and our high class escorts and ensure that our ladies are every bit as fun and adventurous as our clients desire. You can certainly count on full engagement during your date as our ladies are open indeed, warm and passionate and above all animated!  The secret to a great date is interaction and unlike those poor souls who paid rather a lot of money to purchase VIP status, at Agency Barracuda we treat all our clients as VIPs as standard.  No comparison really! As the man himself says ‘Sorry’. Let’s hope he means it!

Redheads are much maligned in society although at Agency Barracuda we have a number of burnished beauties who will ignite the flame of your passion! For those who are blessed with copper tones there is a new restaurant in North Wales which celebrates those with cinnamon hues by offering  a 20% discount to those who share the owners tawny tresses. Further grill bars are planned throughout the UK in 2016 so what better reason to book a date with one of our Redhead escorts!

Redheads have actually become extremely popular with women who colour their hair as it is seen as a bold choice which stands out amongst the crowd. Gone are the days when red tones were a reason to be reviled as Russet beauties are very much in demand as clients know that underneath those Chestnut curls lies a woman with an adventurous and devil may care attitude and a burning desire within!

Of course given that we know our clients love all our elite escorts, regardless of their hair colour we still ensure that we have a healthy mix of blonde escorts    and brunette escorts too. As you will  see when browsing our galleries, regardless of the differences in appearance of our stunning elite escorts they all share the same qualities in that they are outgoing, fun loving and eager to exploit every opportunity for flirty fun so if you have never dated a redhead escort before now, why not take the plunge?

You will not need to travel as far as North Wales to enjoy the full benefit of dating a flame haired stunner as all our high class escorts are based in London and can visit clients no matter where they are located in the city. We do have International escorts although these stunners are located in places which are little more exotic than Prestatyn. Call now and book a date with our sizzling stunners now.

April 2nd is the date that everyone around the world will have their pillows at the ready as it is the 7th Annual world pillow fight day. In previous years the event in London has been held in Trafalgar square  (already full of feathers anyway) however given that this year a Monopoly board has already taken centre stage, the event is due to be held in Green park. So grab your fluffiest pillows and head over for a battle of the bolsters and whilst the event is free and unchaperoned for the most part there are only two rules that you need to abide by and they are not to hit anyone without a pillow of their own (known as unarmed people) or those holding cameras. You will have noticed that we mentioned it was a world event which means that it is not just London taking part. Almost every major city in the world is taking part so even if you are as far afield as Dubai you can still enjoy taking out all that frustration you must have living in the height of luxurious opulence.

At Agency Barracuda we have scores of beautiful escorts who will be more than happy to join you for a fun filled afternoon both in London and indeed in Dubai. We have plenty of stunning London escorts who can join you for a fun filled (or should that be a feather filled) afternoon!

Clients will be delighted to know that not only are we one f the top escort agencies in London but we have also expanded our reach to Europe and even beyond. Our International escorts are as elite and high class as you would expect and so for those who regularly travel the world, you never need to compromise on your companions again. Speak with one of our team and we can ensure that your private time remains as pleasurable as it does in London no matter where you are.

Whilst here in the UK we ache to see the sun a little more often and pray that the rain makes an exit especially for the weekend. In California it is a completely different kettle of fish as they have invented cloud seeding drones to increase rainfall by up to 15%. This is of course to increase food growth and make life a little better and more productive for their agriculture however one cannot help but feel a little miffed that here we are with more than our fair share of the wet stuff when others would give their right arm for some of it. At least invent a drone that sends the rain clouds in their direction, we really wouldn’t mind a bit more sun. Please?

Apparently the idea of changing the worldwide weather is not so farfetched. There have been experiments where weather or, at least a change in it, has been looked at in terms of military use. One can’t help but feel that messing with mother nature could end up causing an effect elsewhere in the eco system which, in time, could lead to bigger problems for our future. Whilst we, in Britain often moan and complain about our weather or lack thereof, it might be better alternative to what could come as a result of changing the weather systems.

Our gorgeous London escorts come from many countries which have much fairer weather than in our beloved UK however other escorts come from places in Russia where the winters are much more bitter than ours. Whilst we would often like a few more drier and sunnier days, at Agency barracuda we can’t help but think that a lack of rain would simply mean our imaginations would suffer as a result. Just think of all the fun things we get to do when it is a rubbish day – especially when our stunning London escorts are involve and just think of what you might miss out on should the weather system change. A wonderful reason to love our crappy weather once again!

The way to a woman’s heart is through chocolate – not always but given that it is Easter weekend you wouldn’t expect the bank holiday to pass without some reference to chocolate and in Chelsea they are more than simply referencing it! The Chocolate festival is set to arrive for the third year running with famous chocolatiers from around the globe selling and showcasing their tasty wares. We have local companies Artisan de Chocolat and Rococo Chocolates in attendance as well as Demarquette Fine Chocolates and others who will be putting Willy Wonka to shame with their  chocolate art displays, chocolate-making workshops and breathtaking handmade Easter eggs which are simply too good to eat- ok take a picture first. With lots of free samples available , The Business Design Centre is the place to be and with every entry, tickets to the Cheese and wine festival which runs alongside it are available for those with less of a sweet tooth.

If you have booked a date with any of our beautiful Chelsea escorts then you are already close by however, since our beauties are already sweet enough you are unlikely to find anything at this Chocolate festival which is sweeter. Our sensational companions are available day and night and many of our stunning high class Chelsea escorts are available to offer incalls at their luxury homes in the area. If you are visiting it might make for an extra sweet treat after visiting the festival although once you have tasted the flavour of pure unadulterated pleasure, nothing else will compare.

Visit our Chelsea escort gallery and see which of our delectable Chelsea escorts you would like to see. We have stunners from all over the world to suit every taste and desire so call our agency and make that date with any of our Chelsea escorts tonight.

With so much happening this Easter Sunday you would be forgiven for forgetting that it is also the date of the annual Boat race along The Thames. Oxford and Cambridge – does no-one else have a boat? Are pitched against each other as they have since 1829 and now attracts over a quarter of a million spectators. The best places to see the race is anywhere between Putney and Mortlake so don’t get an early spot by Westminster as you’ll just end up looking silly and missing the race entirely. There are plenty of pubs which line the river and will give an excellent view of the race although do expect to get there early if you want to grab a seat and perhaps have a few drinks in already as once the race ends on the river, the race to the bar begins!

Our beautiful South London escorts are ideal companions to spend the afternoon with, especially since you have an extra day off on Monday this year. The boat race falls within the Easter Weekend so a lovely relaxing day by the river is a perfect way to spend the afternoon. After which you can go back to your hotel room together and decide which team had the longest and most powerful strokes!

Do remember that the men’s race starts at 4.10 pm, with the women’s race starting an hour earlier. The clocks go forward an hour on Saturday night so do bear that in mind when booking your date, perhaps you can enjoy a leisurely pub lunch first and then stay on to watch the historic annual races or perhaps give the crowds a miss altogether and practice your strokes in the privacy of your home or hotel room, in the very best company of course!  Call now and enjoy a date with any of our high class London escorts who incidentally (if you know rhyming slang) have the best ‘boat-races’ in the business!

Dubbed ‘Singapore-on-Thames’ Battersea has been the subject of a huge planned development and whilst other developments in Paddington and Docklands have been hailed a success story, poor old Nine Elms and Battersea itself might end up being the biggest white elephant since the O2 building – which still hasn’t paid for itself 16 years on!

Best known as one of the most iconic landmarks along the Thames the old Battersea power station was supposed to be redeveloped to breathe new life into this sad area of the city. New housing developments were hastily drawn up and uses for this magnificaent building were bandied around. Once the US Embassy announced plans to move to Nine Elms everything went into warp drive and no fewer than 17 planning applications for sky high towers to add to all the other phallic buildings in the city were submitted – and passed. Trouble is, no-one is buying. In their frenzy to get a foot in at the start of what was seen to be a safe project of titanic proportions (note the word titanic!) the developers failed to notice that no-one was investing. Now there are nearly 1000 apartments (very modern they are too) up for sale having never been lived in with no likelihood of anyone wanting to buy them.

Battersea is indeed a wonderful part of London and much of the housing stock is made from the old Victorian and Edwardian properties, now sympathetically converted into apartments. Indeed we have a number of Battersea escorts available for incalls in this area although most clients do tend to be commuters or those visiting to view property. Just a thought that no estate agent will tell you, if you do happen to buy one of these properties at least you know you will never be short of scintillating company! Why not find out for yourself and book a date with our gorgeous Battersea escorts in London.

Today 17th February is random acts of kindness day and people all over the world have been proudly sharing the acts which they feel are worthy of being added to the twitter account that has been set up especially for the event. Unlike #nobraday and #nopantsday strangely enough there have been only a few submissions and it doesn’t seem to have taken off with quite so much enthusiasm. Of course we have those people who feel that holding a door open for someone else rather than slamming it in their face is worthy of a salute as a ‘random act of kindness’ however those people, of course, are a little deluded, we like to call that ‘manners’.

Social media always proves to be a useful tool in spreading a social message although sometimes, some messages can become a little more social than others. Revenge porn is a thing now it seems where ex-lovers take to the internet to share their most intimate and private pictures of their exes in a bid to shame or embarrass them. As far as most people are concerned, the only people who are shamed are the posters themselves however it does highlight the need for discretion and privacy in a relationship and unless you are part of a long standing arrangement probably best to leave the Nikon at home!

At Agency Barracuda our clients can rest assured that their dates behave with the highest degree of confidentiality and discretion at all times. Never has a client found himself splashed all over the media at the hands of our beauties. Our ladies respect boundaries and want to share them privately, not with the rest of the world. In short our clients never need to fear any public message day, even if it has a hashtag before it – our girls certainly never kiss and tell!

Those imaginative types amongst you will rejoice at the new ‘cocktail’ blend created by a pub in Skegness of all places. Inspired by a young farmers meeting, bar tenders at the local pub decided to make an exciting ‘Badger’s blend’ to tie in nicely with the countryside theme. There are only two ingredients with a whole bottle of that well known alcopop Smirnoff Ice in a pint glass with Guinness topped up. The result is a black and while medley and a real blast of alcoholic pleasure. Commenter’s noted that after a few you were likely to wake up feeling like you had spent the night underground, but we suppose this just adds to the authenticity!

There are many bars in London which often come up with inspiring cocktails to add new flavours and new themes to their drinks so you really won’t have to go as far as Skegness to find the finest blends of beverage. The London cocktail club has branches in various areas of London where you can experience the finest in mixology and certainly add something of a conversation starter. Indeed if you were planning on enjoying an evening with one of our beautiful escorts then a meet up at any of these bars would be a great ice-breaker before moving onto making your own joint cocktails together!

You can find these bars in Covent garden as well as Goodge Street and many other locations in the central London areas and in trendy and hipster east London too. Not too far from the incall locations of many of our escort girls indeed we have a number of Central London escorts who can be booked with limited notice, just mix up a Margarita and wait for the fun to begin!

If you are around the Custom House area of London over the weekend you might be forgiven for thinking that either a Hollywood movie was being filmed or that the world was coming to an end. This Saturday sees the fifth annual Super Comic Convention which gives every guy the chance to dress up in their favourite super hero suit and pretend that they are going to save the world. There will definitely be plenty effort going into those costumes as there is a competition which sees the winner win two tickets to New York to attend the convention there – presumably you don’t have to have the super power of flight in order to get there!

Role Play is not something that people grow out of the older they get. These conventions prove it – everyone needs a hero or at least a channel in which to escape our normal daily lives. Our London escorts enjoy role play too although the types of fun you can enjoy with our beauties might be a little more diverse than saving the world. Our role play and fantasy fun escorts like to take on a role which may see them as the controlling element or the submissive one in the relationship, either way as long as both parties throw themselves into the action then it is all good.

Our roleplay escorts are very outgoing and imaginative. They like to fully immerse themselves into whatever role their clients want to enjoy. Responsive and also eager to add to the encounter, if you have a fantasy or a desire that you would like to see realised and it is something that you would rather keep private, then our fantasy London escorts are the girls for you! Take a look at the gallery we have for all our role play escorts and find out which scenarios you feel fit your needs. Cape not included!

For most of us the only indication that the school holidays are approaching is the fact that the price of holidays go sky high, indeed it might be a better indication to watch the weather as this half term looks like it will be white one with snow warnings as far south as London for the latter part of the week!

Snow days are great. The trains won’t run, public transport will be in chaos and nothing will go as planned because of a few flakes but on the bright side, there are certainly benefits to being snowed in! If you do find yourself with an impromptu day off work then why not make the most of it with our stunning London escorts. Our Russian escorts in London are particularly suitable for dates when it is cold as they are used to freezing winter temperatures and know exactly how to warm the blood on a cold day! A little flurry of snow will never put off our determined Russian escort companions as they never let the weather get in the way of some fun!

At Agency Barracuda we have a whole gallery full of high class and elite Russian escorts in London. Our ladies are available and more than happy to enjoy an incall at their own home or if you really don’t want to leave your cosy home or hotel room, they will be more than willing to visit you – just make sure you have a warming hot toddy at the ready for their arrival. You will be surprised at how hot things can get in the right company with no electric blanket necessary! Our Russian London escorts are incredibly beautiful with amazing figures and wild imaginations. There is much to be said for making the imagination work when there is little else to do!

For certain people Christmas and birthdays can be a bit of a bore. When you already have everything , family members dread the anniversaries and the times when gifts need to be given. The choice becomes more and more limited as each year passes unless of course you have a never ending budget to let the imagination soar. One company is offering a helping hand as it unveils its additional car option of a solid gold Breitling clock for a mere £110,000. If you happen to have a Bentley then this beautiful added extra would sit nicely on the dashboard and is so much more in keeping than those horrid digital clocks we see everywhere. If that wasn’t enough owners can choose whether they prefer a rose gold or white gold finish on their timepiece.

Excellence is something for which we all strive although few have the pockets deep enough to achieve it although even if you cannot treat yourself to a genuine Swiss Breitling wristwatch let alone for one in your car, our European escorts in London could be the next best thing. Of course our Swiss escorts and also our European escort girls are always on time and manage to do so without the use of an incredibly expensive watch however like the intricate mechanisms of the watch they are indeed a thing of beauty that one would wish to preserve and savour for a long time. That is why we thoroughly recommend that clients book for as long as possible, ideally longer than a single hour just so that they get the time to fully appreciate the scale of the escorts beauty and talents. No-one likes to rush and even if you are not clock watching throughout your encounter you want to enjoy an unhurried and relax tryst with the European escort of your choice. At Agency Barracuda it is all possible so just call and ask for our European escorts.