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Hipsterism has gone too far when a simple order for a black coffee comes through looking like a science experiment – complete with test tube and beaker! The trend to make everything ‘trendy’ has been creeping over the world for the last couple of years but now it is time to say NO! Just like the ‘man-bun’ hipsters have had their day and anyone caught ‘deconstructing’ anything should be sent to Shoreditch, and never allowed out.  The days of spaghetti bolognaise on a sheet of glass have gone and whilst it may have been slightly amusing at first, it is now downright annoying.  Londoners have been particularly subjected to this form of trendy presentation. At every café and street food stall we have endured our food being served half cooked and presented on anything other than a plate – one café decided to serve up their side salad in a garden trowel and biscuits in a slipper. NO!

Clients at Agency Barracuda will be relieved to know that our stunning London escorts are fully constructed before they meet. We can reassure clients that our high class London escorts will not arrive on their dates in their pyjamas or with a makeup bag ready for you to apply the finishing touches yourself. Our ladies arrive, as expected and as they appear online, a lesson that these so call trendy cafes might like to learn!

At Agency barracuda London escort agency we are one of the few high class escort agencies where clients can rest assured that the lady they book from our portfolio is the exact lady who will arrive for the date. So many other London agencies promote non-existent escorts to fill their galleries however our London escort agency has plenty of genuine high class escorts to please even the fussiest of clients. Call now and discover a new world where everything is as it should be!

If you are travelling to the games this summer then you might just be in for a treat as the organisers have ordered in over 450,000 condoms for the 10,000 strong contingent of athletes and staff. These will be distributed freely within the Olympic village and organisers seems to be thinking that the heat coupled with high spirits should equate to the need for 45 condoms per head. *ahem* If your team seems a little under par and lacklustre then perhaps your thoughts should turn to how they are using their nocturnal energies rather than any possible heat exhaustion or lack of training!

At Agency Barracuda our London escorts are well trained in the art of seduction and whilst it is not an Olympic sport, if it was, our beautiful girls would win gold every time. One could, at least, rely on this event to increase the medal count for the UK however luckily you don’t have to go as far as Rio in order to enjoy the very special skills and talents our beauties are blessed with although of course if you are travelling Internationally we do have a number of travel-escorts who would be more than delighted to spend time with you.

Rio is an exotic location and one that plenty of people will be travelling to in order to enjoy the games (in whatever form they may take) however don’t feel like you are missing out if you cannot get there as our high class escorts are located in various locations throughout the world in addition to London. Of course, as they say, there is no place like home and with incalls available in all areas of our city and outcalls in many locations around the world, our high class London escorts will make you feel like a winner every time regardless of where you meet.

Bank Holidays in London are generally known for their awful weather. The chance to enjoy an extra  day on the weekend is usually ruined by the fact that we tend to spend it indoors sheltering from freak hailstorms and generally horrific weather however this weekend is perhaps set to be a little different with forecasters predicting slightly milder and generally pleasant sunshine! So, what to do with that extra day. Given that it is the start of the Whitsun holidays, many take the other 4 days off and make a weeks of it. Lots of people generally have an early summer break somewhere that they can guarantee sunshine whilst others just like to enjoy the day and get some pressing DIY done.

Our very own high class London escorts love to get out and about and enjoy the various events that take place over London during these Bank holidays. There is usually something fun happening and when you are in the right company, everything even the most mundane is a blast. So this weekend why not visit the Crafty Fox spring market in Brixton or perhaps the Red market in Shoreditch for all things quirky and unique or if shopping is not something on your agenda then perhaps the Route 37 beer festival along the 37 bus route might be more your style. Of course you could simply take in some culture at any of the museums and galleries that London is known for or simply soak up the ambience of the company of your chosen beautiful London escort. At Agency Barracuda we have a number of stunning escorts in all areas of London for you to enjoy your day with so you don’t have to resort to binge watching a box set and instead make your Spring Bank Holiday altogether much more interesting!

How many people have saved up for aeons in order to realise their dream of visiting Disneyland. The draw of the bloke in a mouse suit is just irresistible and add to that the chance to enjoy some thrills and spills of death defying rides and the choice is made. However, London is about to cash in on all those thrill seekers and a new theme park is set to be built in London itself! Your inner child may not able to contain itself!

The London theme park is set to be built by Paramount rather than Disney and boasts ideas to include rides, live shows, music events and carnivals as well as a theatre with West End-style shows, an indoor water park, nightclubs, bars, restaurants, shopping and an art-house style cinema! Exciting stuff! Although it is not quite London but in Kent that this attraction is proposed to be built on the Swanscombe peninsular however with easy access for those in London visitors can always be sure of visiting with a suitable and fun companion as there is nothing our beautiful London escorts enjoy more than a thrilling day out!

Any date with our gorgeous London escorts will be thrilling. These are the ladies who can put the pizzazz back into your play and know just how to raise your heartbeat, well in a heartbeat! You won’t actually need all those heart stopping rides to get your adrenalin levels up as our very own London escorts can manage perfectly well without them!

Of course clients will want to spend their time at the new attraction in the very best of company and so at Agency barracuda we offer dates that are longer than the usual single hour appointments. Clients can enjoy overnight trysts as well as those which may last for an entire weekend if you think you have the energy to keep up with your companion for that length of time!

Of course you can give it all a miss and create your own wild night in, even if only for an hour without leaving the city at all. Our beautiful London escorts are always available to liven up a week day evening and indeed a weekend evening too. But not only are our stunning companions available for dates after the ‘sun’ goes down (using the word loosely for the UK) they are also available to meet for a clandestine treat during the day too. Given the fact that the park has not even submitted for planning permission yet and developers expect that the project will not be completed until 2021 although you won’t have to wait that long to make a date with our gorgeous London escorts

At Agency barracuda our gorgeous London escorts are available at all times. Our portfolio of beauties extends to ladies from all countries of the world so no matter what your preferences you can always find a London escort who meets your needs. Why not take a look now and make that date without hesitation

Vauxhall has long been known as the hub of the alternative lifestyle however now it is embracing the more exotic forms of pleasure with more than a nod to BDSM. In a small  gym under the Vauxhall arches, you will find that Female model wrestling has become extremely popular amongst the white collar workers in the city. Men pay rather large amounts to enjoy the pleasure of being the subject of these female wrestlers attentions, and we do mean in full combat form!  For those who enjoy the more exotic pleasure of female domination, the desire and excitement that this type of fun can bring is understood although now that it is finally going more mainstream there have been incredulous cries of disbelief from the general public. Those of us who get our kicks from the more adventurous types of fun see nothing unusual in this and thoroughly support the fact that it is being brought out into the open a little more.

For those who have stressful jobs or roles in society, the chance to relinquish the reigns of control means setting oneself totally free to enjoy pleasure. For the most part, those who have great responsibility in life are never fully able to let go and allow themselves the freedom to truly enjoy themselves and so enjoying a little female domination or male submission is a way of keeping the real world at bay at least just for a short period of time.

At Agency Barracuda, whilst we do not take part in Female Model wrestling we do have plenty of beautiful London escorts who are always more than happy to indulge clients in their submissive sides. Our domination and fetish escorts are certainly confident young women who know exactly what they want and what you want too and they know precisely how to achieve the heady heights of satisfaction that may elude a regular London escort. Whilst we are not encouraging anyone to enter a boxing ring and submit themselves to a beating, our domination escorts are ladies who know who is in charge and by restraints, sensual depravation and all manner of different pleasures they can help clients relax and allow themselves to be taken on a journey of self discovery.

If this sounds like something that could interest you then of course do feel free to browse our fetish and domination galleries. Our domination escorts are different from lifestyle mistresses in that they delight in full satisfaction and so bridge the gap between a regular London escort and a mistress. You could say that you would be having your cake and eating it or at least fulfilling a long held secret desire to be at the mercy of someone else’s kink.

If this is something that you have not experienced before then by all means speak to one of our team so that they can answer any questions you may have and alleviate any possible reservations or fears. All our domination and fetish escorts are extremely professional and sympathetic to your needs. Dates with our beautiful London escorts can be booked with confidence due to the delicate nature of the requests.

Remember the fiasco a few years ago when Hoover decided to give flights to USA for free upon the purchase of a hoover product? Now we have the £49 return to paradise in Thailand and people are quitting their jobs in order to be able to queue up for them! Of course Thailand is a beautiful country with wonderfully warm and friendly people and the price of the tickets are indeed amazing but enough to quit a job over? In true British fashion people have been forming an orderly queue and socialising whilst they wait in bitter temperatures just so that they don’t miss out of the tickets. There are only 2 travel agents in the country selling them, one in Grosvenor place in London and the other in Birmingham so for those poor souls who have braved a few cold nights in our British ‘spring’ weather a date with one of our own warm and friendly London escorts would be a welcome treat!

At Agency Barracuda we have a number of elite London escorts who are located close to Grosvenor gardens  and indeed various areas throughout the city.  Victoria is a popular location in which visitors congregate as it is a major travel hub for London. Buses, trains and connections to various other parts of the UK and even Europe can be caught here and many a travel addict has started off in Victoria.

If Thailand seems a little too far away for you then you can re-create your very own paradise just by making a date with any of our gorgeous central London escorts. As you can see from our galleries our high class escorts in London are located in various areas so even if you are nowhere near to Victoria or SW1 you can still enjoy the companionship of  a  liaison with one of our gorgeous London escorts. Not only can you have the ultimate choice in where you enjoy your tryst but you can also enjoy the type of companion you spend your time with. Whilst we understand that the Thai women are exotic, we too have many exotic companions for your delight. All our London escorts come from various locations around the world and so even if we do not have a Thai escort that you would like to see then we will definitely have an erotic beauty who will inspire the very best and most creative in you. All you have t do is call to make a date with our beautiful escorts in London.

To enjoy a date with any of our London escorts you don’t need to queue for days or hours on end. Just pick up the phone or use our online booking form if you prefer and we can have the lady of your choice with you in no time.  We cannot offer dates for £49 as we believe that this would cheapen the experience for our highly discerning clients and whilst everyone loves a  bargain, sometimes it should not extend to the company we keep!

There has been much written about fat shaming in the media and press of late however apparently when it comes to slim shaming, it seems the rules do not apply. Many an ad campaign has come under fire for having the audacity to claim to help women get ‘beach body ready’ or ‘summer body’ apparently it is no longer acceptable to want to stay slim and toned and ‘real’ women should be embracing the extra so called ‘curves’ (otherwise known as excess weight) and indeed delight in showing them off to all and sundry.

Whilst we do not condone all the so called ‘fat-shaming’ we hear about, we also do not condone the same to be done to those who work hard to keep themselves at a size and shape they desire. Since many women aspire to the fit and toned look, why should they be lambasted for it simply because someone else either cannot or is not willing to attain it.  At Agency barracuda our clients can make dates with women of all shapes and sizes however we do find that many of our high class and elite London escorts are those who would not look out of place in an advert promoting the ‘ideal’ feminine shape. (even if that does upset some people)

As you can see from our galleries our London escorts are all physically inspiring and universally appealing. They all have that hourglass shape in varying degrees although whether they are blessed with buxom curves or more slender ones they are all in perfect proportion and look amazing either in or out of the outfits they choose to wear.

Whilst we understand that for many women, attaining these kinds of amazing figures is a great deal of work however this will not stop us from celebrating the hard work and dedication our london escorts show in maintaining their beautiful and enviable physiques. Those in the fitness industry work hard to achieve their level of fitness and this is accepted so why shouldn’t our model London escorts be equally as congratulated for their efforts. Whilst all of our clients show their appreciation of the beauty and stunning looks our London escorts possess given the mood in the general population we felt it only right that perhaps the other side to the story was given some promotion. At Agency Barracuda we appreciate that everyone is different and has different aspirations in life and places different levels of importance of things and in the case of our gorgeous London escorts, their visual appeal is important to them so who are we, or anyone else to say that is not acceptable.

If you enjoy the beauty of a stunning young woman who happens to have a lively and flirty personality with the confidence and adventurousness that goes with it then do feel free to book a date with our gorgeous Slim London escorts tonight. Our team are available to offer assistance where necessary so please do not hesitate to call.

If you have ever used Tinder before you will have noticed that they introduced a new feature recently where people could upload their professions. Since this has been working, the app founders have been tracking the information and now have a list of what the most right swiped jobs are, out of those who used the feature of course. There are no points for those who guessed that ‘model’ would feature in the top ten although it does not seem to be the most popular profession for those ladies who have ‘right-swiped’ the most. Physical therapist is the top job and one can’t help wondering if men are thinking that the job entails something that it actually doesn’t however each to their own!

Our very own model escorts are always popular and it is not difficult to see why. These are some of the most stunning women that you are ever likely to get the chance to meet and whilst gentlemen can make a date with our model escorts in London, they most certainly are not available to date through Tinder or any other dating app.

At Agency Barracuda we pride ourselves on the fact that all our high class escorts in London are model material. Some simply look breathtakingly beautiful whilst others are actually professional models in some aspect or other. We have published glamour models as well as fashion models and photographic models too from all over the world so the choice is extensive to say the least.

It has to be every man’s dream to date a model, professional or otherwise but at Agency Barracuda we know how to make dreams come true. Many models are often seen as high maintenance and difficult to get along with. Lots of beautiful women lack the personality and sense of fun that adds to their attraction however at Agency barracuda we like to think that we have all bases covered in that not only are our beautiful model escorts in London stunning to look at, they are also flirty, fun and ready for adventure in whatever form it may take.

Just out of interest, the top job for men on Tinder were Pilot – although not too sure that there were that many Pilots on the dating app, perhaps someone is telling fibs we think! If you want to become more attractive to the opposite sex it is not about the job you do but the energy you exude to those around you. People will naturally gravitate to someone who is non-judgemental and ready for fun. Our model escorts combine these qualities with their obvious beauty and this is why they are so much in demand all the time. We like to look for more than physical appeal and want to ensure that our clients enjoy an encounter that fulfils the physical and mental needs as well as their emotional well being. Our model escorts in London are the ideal dates to enjoy spending time with in the city and given that they are available in all areas of London, clients can enjoy incalls in locations that are convenient and outcalls where the model escort of their choice visits them at their home or hotel.

Our beautiful model escort girls in London come from all over the world as we mentioned before. Whether you desire the company of a lusty Latin beauty with killer curves in all the right places or whether you are looking for an exquisitely beautiful Russian London escort or perhaps a down to earth and daring British escort, you will find them all within our portfolio.

If you want to get around the globe, you are looking at a lengthy time of  travel at least to get from one side of the planet to the other. So if you are in London and you need to get to New York then the best you could do is expect to travel for around 6 or 7 hours and this extends to even longer times if you are travelling between London and Sydney or indeed other part of the Southern Hemisphere. The fastest us humans could manage was Concorde which took nearly 4 hours and travelled up to speeds of 1300 miles per hour. That all looks set to change with the new Boom! Aircraft being put into production. With speeds  of over 1451 miles per hour you could make New York to London in just 3.5 hours! Fantastic if you have a date planned with one of our beautiful Chelsea escorts that you simply do not want to miss. What is even better is that where Concorde would set you back around £20,000 per ticket, Boom is being targeted at being much more affordable at around £3000 per ticket – about the same as business class!

Our Chelsea escorts are certainly worthy of a dash around the planet. These are simply stunning companions who exude class and style and confidence in all situations. Not only do our amazing Chelsea escorts make for desirable companions in all situations, they also make for excellent travel escorts too so if you do have a meeting somewhere else in the world and you simply cannot be parted from your chosen Chelsea escort then do let us know as we are likely to be able to arrange for your travel to include your sexy companion too.

These new aircraft are set to touch down for passenger use after 2017 so you may have a bit of a wait to use them. You don’t, however, have to wait to enjoy a date with our Chelsea escorts in London. At Agency Barracuda we have a number of stunning escorts who are available at short notice and also in other areas of the city too. If you cannot get over to South west London and would prefer for one of our Chelsea escorts to visit you then we can arrange for an outcall appointment with the escort of your choice. Even if you are a little further afield then we can still have your preferred London escort at your side as soon as the travel plans will allow – if you happen to be in New York then, at the moment you are going to have to hang on for a few hours although after 2017 we can have the lady of your choice with you sooner than you think!

Our Chelsea escorts are VIP escorts so any travel is of course expected to be in business or upper class. Our clients who book our Chelsea escorts do so because of their elevated status and of course their beauty but it is their perfect charm and eloquence that is the ultimate draw. Travelling on the new Boom aircraft is a fitting form of travel for our high class London escorts and once they start rolling out the supersonic airplanes to other destinations then there is no limit to the fun you can enjoy with our beautiful Chelsea escorts – and indeed all of our other escorts too.

Why not take a few moments and browse our gallery of beauties and make your choice as to which of them you would like to spend time with and then give us a call.

It might be a while away yet but if you are planning to be in London, particularly around the area of the Tower of London on 10th June be prepared to wear ear plugs. Aside from it being longer pub opening hours (priorities here!) it is actually our Queen’s official birthday. As it is being celebrated on the second Saturday of the month it also coincides with the Duke of Edinburgh’s birthday and there will be double the number of rounds fired in the Royal Gun Salute. 124 to be precise so don’t try and make any important phone calls as you will never hear anything!

All the pomp and ceremony are wonderful to watch and indeed they draw in huge crowds of tourists and Londoners alike. If you are in the city at this time then why not make a date with any of our beautiful escorts in London and enjoy all the full regalia our monarchy provides.  It is unlike anywhere else in the world and is fabulous to see firsthand. Of course you may want to go somewhere a little quieter before the guns fire up but even if you go a little deaf afterwards, our elite London escorts need no words in order to communicate. They are fluent in body language which is quite handy and so communication is unlikely to be a problem.

This is all happening in June and this may seem quite away off at the moment as we are only just entering spring but we would advise clients that since there are so many tourists in the city who find out stunning london escorts extremely appealing we would urge our clients to book with as much advance notice as possible.  Why not take a look at your diary now and book your tryst with our stunning London escorts now and have a blast with one of our amazing London escorts.

The woman making sourdough bread with her own, um, personal bacteria was a bit of a turn off however it hasn’t seemed to have put off vagina themed start-up ‘The order of Yoni’ who have created a beer using the vaginal bacteria of a Czech model which promises to ‘capture the essence of femininity’, well of this particular female anyway. If you are not already convinced then the makers claims that the beer has ‘no vaginal smell or taste’, but it has been ‘flavoured with instincts’ and brewed with the model’s ‘lure’ and ‘grace’ should be enough to have you rushing to your nearest bar to order a bottle.  Unfortunately the beer is not yet in full production but is seeking donations through its Indiegogo campaign. Plans for other niche beers including BDSM beers, blonde or brunette beers are in the making and for a rather large donation of 10,000 Euros the company will even make a beer using your own girlfriends personal secretions – how romantic!

Not entirely sure how we feel about this on the one hand it’s ‘eurgh’ but on the other its strangely seductive although we don’t believe that the true sense of a woman is available through beer form. To fully appreciate all that a sensual and attractive woman has to offer, one has to spend intimate times with her and enjoy the full sense of her personality and seductive wiles. Yoni beer may be the next best thing but we already know the best thing and that is time spent with our sensational London escorts. Like ‘The order of Yoni’ we know that many of our clients have a preference for blondes or brunettes or redheads. BDSM is an adventure in itself however none of these delights can be fully appreciated in a glass (or a bottle) so to fully experience the pleasures that one’s delights can bring only a date with our sensational London escorts will do. Better than that, our version of pleasure is available right now and doesn’t involve such a large donation!

Duo encounters really are the fantasy encounters that most gents dream of and at Agency barracuda we understand that when booking a threesome for fun it can be a minefield in just choosing the girls that you want to spend time with.  Our London escort agency has a nifty feature that allows clients to make bookings for their duos without having to consider who works with who and who will not work with who as we have done all the hard work for you. Our duo gallery doesn’t just list all those individual escorts who are happy to offer duos and threesomes we list all those girls who are happy to work together as a readymade duo date. We even list trios of escorts who are more than happy to create an instant party for you if you desire and so taking all the hard work away from what should be a truly pleasurable experience from start to finish.

Duo dates are the stuff of dreams for every red blooded male. They used to be reserved only for film stars, footballers and celebrities. Many times we would read about the antics of someone famous and secretly wish that we were in the middle of such beauty. Well, with our duo dates and threesomes and trios you really can and once you start to browse our galleries you will see what kind of fun you could be enjoying!

Our duos are not always bisexual as most people would believe. A duo is all about the pleasure of the client and so it is not always necessary for the two girls to interact with each other. In most cases it is simply the fact that the girls pay all their attentions on their client at the same time that creates the mind blowing effect although if the client wants to enjoy a more voyeuristic approach then we can ensure that  he is guided to those duos where our escorts are genuinely bisexual. Every fantasy and dream is held within this gallery and so if you want to reach the limits of all  your desires then why not enjoy one of our breathtaking duo dates with our beautiful escorts in London.