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We should all be bi-modal apparently. This is not a new way to enjoy a sensual and erotic pleasure,. Although if you are feeling adventurous who is to say that there is anyting wrong in that but Bi-modal actually means sleeping twice a day or enjoying segmented sleep. Up until the early 19th century this was the norm. people would have their first sleep in the day and then their second sleep later in the night time. This is a more natural way to listen to the needs of one’s body and it seems that in today’s modern society, trying to cram in 8 hours sleep in one go is proving difficult. So bring back the siesta we say!

Of course to fully experience the benefits of a deep slumber, anxiety reduction and physical exertion are necessary so for all those insomniacs out there perhaps an overnight encounter with one of our beautiful high class London escorts could be just what the doctor ordered in order for you to fully enjoy a peaceful and relaxing sleep. Of course an all night encounter does not mean that you will be kept awake all night long, our ladies need their beauty sleep too but just the comfort and warmth of waking in the arms of a beautiful woman will do wonders for your vitality and energy levels the next day so this is something that we recommend wholeheartedly!

Given the erratic lifestyles we lead today perhaps two naps a day could in fact help us all out to become much more productive. Sticking to the social norm in a world of 24 hour action is very limiting to say the least. Our London escort agency is open from 9am right through to 2am so there is plenty of time for you to make your date with our high class escorts in London. Why not give us a call now but make sure you have a nap before your date so you are ready and raring to go!

Its Father’s day this Sunday so if you are still stuck for an idea for Dad then how about treating him to the world’s most expensive steak?  If Dad loves his food then the Wagyu beef steak is the king of the grill and rather than spending bucket loads of cash you can get yours from one of the cut price supermarkets and save yourself a fortune! There is a limit of two per person though so one for you and one for him!

Of course for those who do not expect any Father’s day gifts or perhaps are no longer in that family situation, you could treat yourself to the gift that no father will ever get and that is a date with one of our stunning model escorts in London.  Our ladies are the most fun and exciting companions you could hope to meet and so rather than avoiding restaurants and bars this weekend why not go out and about with one of our beauties on your arm. We have all types of elite escorts for your delight so even if you would prefer to enjoy a date with a more mature or experienced stunner – avoiding the risk of being considered her older relative – at Agency Barracuda you can find your perfect playmate. Of course when you make a date with any of our elite London escorts you are likely to want to spend your time together in private anyway so this is unlikely to be a problem you will have to face.

At our London escort agency we have many new companions from Brazil and Eastern Europe as well as Russia too. Spend some time browsing in our portfolio and then call our reception team who will be more than happy to help and assist you in your booking.

We’ve had contactless payments which actually is quite handy – although by putting your card on the machine you can never actually see if it has been accepted or when to take it off, however contactless sex is apparently here.  A new page soon to be added to the Karma Sutra, this position has been inspired by the discovery of the Bombay Frogs mating rituals. Apparently the male straddles the female whilst not actually touching and gets his rocks off over her back. The female’s eggs are fertilised when the sperm runs down her back and into the path of her eggs – romantic! Can’t really see this catching on and seems a little pointless (not to mention messy) however – each to their own. Can’t knock it for effectiveness though as the Bombay Frogs have been around for hundreds of thousands of years so it obviously works although perhaps a bunch of flowers might add a little more tenderness to the copulation!

This could perhaps be considered as a fetish? There are many different ways that people find fulfilment and whilst this may not be one of your first choices for fun who are we to cast judgement. At Agency barracuda we embrace all forms of pleasure and what me be considered as taboo for one person is just the norm for another. All of our elite London escorts are extremely experienced and very open minded so there is little that they have not experienced and enjoyed and even fewer things that will shock.

At Agency Barracuda we encourage all our clients to discover their deepest desires. Whether that simply involves romancing a beautiful woman or perhaps something a little more personalised. The choice is yours and as long as it remains within the realms of fun we have a number of BDSM escorts who could add to the overall exotic flavour of your time together. Call our dedicated team to make your booking now.

The Summer solstice is just days away bringing us the longest day of the year. Many people flock to the ancient Neolithic stone circles where they will celebrate the fact that the sun is at its highest point for the entire year. There are many beliefs and ancient traditions that are linked to the solstice and many of them revolve around fertility rites and other pagan beliefs. The ancient traditions have been diluted somewhat with lots of people simply focusing on the physical pleasure of bodies together rather than the original fertility meanings behind the acts.

Whatever your beliefs, Summer Solstice is a great time in which to enjoy a sensual and erotic encounter with any of our beautiful London escorts. Even though you may not be able to get out to any of the stone circle monoliths you can still mark the event in your own way and what better way than to relinquish your earthly encumbrances and set your spiritual sensuality free.

Our high class London escorts embrace anything that is adventurous and exotic and the old pagan traditions certainly fall into these categories. Whilst we wouldn’t expect any sacrificial ceremonies – this would be deemed as going a bit far and not socially ‘au fait’ in somewhere like Chelsea however you can still mark the date with a little erotic freedom in the comfort of your own home or indeed the luxury home of any of our beautiful VIP escorts.

For those who prefer not to get into any pagan like behaviour, the Summer Solstice is a day when the sun remains in the sky for the longest period throughout the year. Sunset on Monday 20th June is set for 10.35 pm so lots of time to enjoy your favourite past times before its time to think about the next day.  Call our high class London escort agency to make a date with any of our elite escort sin London and spend that time doing things you enjoy the best.

This brave new world needs to have a new catchphrase every week it seems and this week the one we need to learn is ‘Benching’. Nothing like ‘cottaging’  (always think of cottage cheese – nasty!) or ‘dogging’, it  actually refers to when someone you like distances themselves from you by not actually sticking to your arranged dates but still sends flirty messages to keep you on the hook. With so many dating options available today the chance to meet so many new people is extensive and there are many who may be considered as Benchers simply because they want to keep you on hook whilst looking for a ‘better option’. Our advice – don’t get Benched. The minute it looks like someone is pulling away but still keeping you dangling on the hook – cut yourself free and find someone else.

Our very own beautiful London escorts never renege on a date. They never Bench their clients and can always be relied upon to fulfil their dates. When you are in the company of any of our sensational London escorts you will feel like the only man in the world as all their focus and energies are on you and your needs. You will feel like you are the  very centre of the universe when in their company so why settle for anything less?

It can be quite overwhelming when such a breathtaking beauty is obviously interested in you to the exception of all around you. Lots of our clients have never been made to feel this way before and so it changes the way that they look at everything. A greater sense of self worth is priceless and this is something that our high class companions can ensure that you experience every time you are with them.  Why not experience something thrilling and exhilarating and book a date with our elite London escorts now.

So here in the UK, you are likely to belong to one of two camps. Delighted or desolate. At our high class London escort agency we aim to bridge the gap and provide a little sensual respite from all the turmoil that is surrounding us. If you are looking for a little window of escape then we have the answer in our sensational elite London escorts.

At our London escort agency, we are all about pro-choice. Our extensive galleries have many different types of escorts who could be perfect for you. No matter whether you prefer a busty beauty with voluptuous curves in all the right places or whether you prefer someone more sleek and streamlined in their figure. Whether you prefer a dusky brunette or a platinum blonde, all types of stunners, including Russian London escorts are ready and waiting to spend some time with you. As with most London escort agencies we have a number of Eastern European beauties who are ready to cement Anglo-European relations so whilst we may not be in the EU anymore, you possibly could be.

As you can see from our galleries – life goes on. Our stunning escorts are all still here so your erotic and intimate needs will not be sacrificed. Take an hour or two out of your busy schedule and fit in some ‘me’ time where our sensational London escorts will remind you that the world is still turning and all your primal and instinctive requirements are not changed. In a world of turmoil, physical release is a great way of relaxing and distracting the mind from our troubles so with this in mind why not make a date with any of our sensational London escort girls today. This is your opportunity to show that whatever is happening in the world of politics, human contact is not affected. Call today and make your date with our beautiful London escorts.

Masturbation month has been a thing recently – certainly on social media and whilst it has proven to be a light hearted distraction to the referendum campaign it certainly has not achieved the same level of interest. The idea is to promote the fact that masturbation is not anything bad, in fact the idea has taken on a new level of imagination with the ‘jerk shirt’. With its fully bendable prosthetic arm so that you can fool people into thinking that both your hands are visible and a ‘splash guard’ built into the material to save yourself any embarrassment post public wank this is the perfect gift to give all your friends who enjoy public self love. Of course this is made for just men and costs £35 so perhaps something to the biggest wanker on your Christmas list.

Of course here at Agency Barracuda it is safe to say that we consider ourselves to be fairly liberal minded but even we draw the line at a product which encourages self love in public without the consent of those around you. Far better to enjoy your intimacy with someone who is onboard with your desires and which negates the use of a prosthetic hand!

Our gorgeous line up of stunning London escorts is all you need to have a great time in private. Intimate dates are what we do best and indeed our beautiful escorts in London much prefer shared loving than anything else. Whilst masturbation has its place as Masturbation month points out, it is not in public even if you are the proud owner of a ‘jerk shirt’.

Necessity may be the master of innovation but our stunning escorts in London are extremely innovative themselves. Adventurous and fun they know exactly how to have the very best time without having to resort to cheap (or not so cheap) gimmicks. Let your imagination wander in the right way and make a date with our stunning London escorts today and keep both hands where we can see them!

Still on the subject of self loving, women have a hands free gadget too. Whilst the men can travel the tube in their jerk shirt women can get all technical with the dildo drone. The clever people behind the dildo selfie stick, because let’s face it, everyone wants a selfie whilst in mid orgasm, have come up with the next level of private fun. A remote controlled dildo that flies around the room and then directly into your vagina. Take a moment to think about this.

There are plenty of quips about landing strips and slippery runways and plenty of wincing about rotors and all sorts of injuries and even the promotional website itself features a video of a delighted woman settling down with a burger in one hand and a beer in the other leaving her hands free to get off on her drone without interrupting her lunch. Paradise.

So what can be deduce from Masturbation month. Quite frankly not a lot. Those of us who enjoy the pleasure of reaching cloud nine are better off enjoying the journey with someone equally minded. At Agency Barracuda London escort agency we are blessed with a portfolio of stunning beauties from all countries of the world who are as open minded and adventurous as one could hope. Rather than resorting to dubious and even dangerous gadgets , enjoy pleasure in the way that it was designed millions of years ago. Technology has its place but keep it out of the bedroom!

At Agency Barracuda we have many new London escorts joining us all the time. Whatever type of woman you desire, our portfolio is filled with stunners for your delight. Rather than waste good batteries why not spend that time with a stunning companion in London. Call us now to make that date on 07912673063

If you like your TV viewing to be a little risqué then switch over to channel 4 this summer as they have a line up planned which bares all,  in every sense of the word! With images of Keith Chegwin’s ‘naked jungle’ still seared across our minds the TV channel has decided that we have not seen enough of the British public (in all their glory)  and lined up  few shows that require the participants to have no pants or anything else for that matter!

‘The great British skinny dip’ sees naturists try to find places to swim and generally enjoy their nakedness (they might be the only ones enjoying it), Naked attractions is a naked version of blind date (no explanation necessary really) and ‘stripped’ is a reality show where contestants start off with literally nothing in a house for 21 days and  get to choose 1 item per day to have back. Like big brother but perhaps more interesting to see different people’s priorities. Of course if you want to appreciate the human form in all its glory you don’t need a TV at all. Just give us a call at Agency barracuda and we are sure that our stunning London escorts can shine some light on what is physical perfection. Indeed a TV is going to be the last thing on your mind when you entertain the London escort of your choice however for those times when you are not with your favourite model escort in London these could be an interesting alternative for the summer. Certainly makes for something more  interesting than the avalanche of sports that we are promised over the coming weeks in the summer.

Why not give us a call and fulfil your own naked ambition to date a scorching hot model escort in London. Our galleries are filled with exotic beauties with a distinct lack of inhibition and the desire to have fun – now that’s a line up worth paying attention to!

If you thought the main attraction to visit Brazil was the Olympic games this year then think again. It seems that those builders creating all the Olympic parks have gotten over excited and built another theme park (due to open in 2018) which has not been getting quite as much promotion. It’s a sex themed park where the roller  coasters will be shaped like genitalia, the cinemas have 7D (what is that) and vibrating seats and the pool is of course nudist. However, before you go booking your tickets, hang fire as the Christian parish council are opposed to the park and you are not allowed to have sex in it  despite all the titillation. Boo!

You could, of course, simply save the airfare and get your kicks somewhere closer to home and if you do we have scores of beautiful companions waiting to show you the ride of your life! At Agency barracuda we know that all our clients have different tastes and to that end our portfolio is filled with sensational stunners who should appeal to everyone!

If you are a thrill seeker then a date with our adventurous London escorts will be one you will want to repeat again and again and given that we always have an updated gallery of gorgeous London escorts, the choice is extensive at all times. If you have your heart set on Brazil then you could make a date with any of our beautiful Latin escorts as we have lots of scorching hot Brazilian beauties for you to choose from. The only thing we can’t help with is the weather however given the fact that you will be completely immersed in your experience, whatever the outside weather is doing won’t really matter! Call Agency barracuda to make that date now and you don’t even have to wait until 2018!

Apparently its masturbation month. No, this is not a free pass for those who like to ‘adjust’ themselves on the tube but more of an awareness month to let the youth of today know that it is ok to explore their own bodies, although some discretion is encouraged. Masturbation is usually seen  as something bad that people do when they can’t get a bedroom partner but of course as those who are more experienced in self-loving know, it can be essential to one’s enjoyment during those times when we are not alone.

Of course even the mention of the word, let alone the act itself can bring mixed reactions, mostly embarrassment and that is what this month is all about. To accept it as part of our humanity the same way we accept breastfeeding without going all silly. (although whilst breastfeeding is now accepted  in  most coffee shops, it is unlikely the same acceptance would be expected for masturbating so do bear this in mind).

Of course even self-loving cannot take the place of joint loving and there are greater heights to be reached when one is with a partner. Our stunning London escorts are all extremely experienced in all aspects of pleasure so no matter what your level of acceptance or level of adventure our ladies are there to satisfy.  In the month where faking it is considered downright rude what better time to make a date with our stunning elite London escorts . our ladies are available in all areas of London and you can choose whether to visit them or have them visit you. Our portfolio is as extensive as the varied tastes of our clients so there is bound to be someone perfect for you in terms of looks and outlook on life and pleasure seeking. Why not call now to make that date and whilst masturbation month only lasts throughout June, our girls are raring to go all the time!

Brits are not known for their desire to cast aside their clothing and walk free as the day they were born however the World naked bike ride seems to have captured the attention of many. Designed to protest again petrol and oil domination, people are encouraged to take to the streets on their bikes – funnily enough on the same day as the Queen will oversee the trooping of the colour. We would imagine that the two events are set in different areas to one another as it could be rather awkward of the two were to mix. Why people are encouraged to ride naked is not known however we can only imagine it is to attract more encouragement that one would normally expect from drivers when faced with thousands of bicycles on the road.

If you prefer to shed your attire in a little more privacy then of course we can accommodate your needs. There is little chance of any of our beautiful London escorts joining the protest though as this may be a little to public for them. Our ladies prefer to unveil themselves in all their glory in somewhat more private surroundings and they like to limit themselves to a single partner at a time unless they are enjoying a duo encounter of course.  If naked bicycle riding is your thing then go for it although do remember to present yourself fully clothed if you intend catching the tube home or going for a pub lunch!

Whilst it takes all sorts to make the world go round at Agency Barracuda we believe that our portfolio of play partners covers almost every desire and every choice imaginable. We have escorts from all parts of the world, equally uninhibited although with a wonderful sense of appropriateness, you will be glad to hear. Why not cal no and make your date for the weekend with any of the lovely ladies we promote.