In Hammersmith? The Apollo is the place to go

Hammersmith Apollo Theatre offers a range of events throughout the year. This September, tickets are available for various shows, including the popular David Brent: Foregone Conclusion who made his debut in the Office, and the well-known singer song-writer Ronan Keating whose popular song ‘when you say nothing at all’ featured in the romantic comedy Notting Hill. Also surrounding Hammersmith Apollo is an assortment of popular bars and restaurants guaranteed to have something for everyone. With close links to an underground tube station, an overnight train station and motorway access, Hammersmith is easily accessible 24 hours a day so you needn’t keep an eye on the time and can enjoy yourself long into the early hours! It is also just 15 minutes away from the West End and just half an hour from Heathrow airport.

Whilst renowned for the Apollo Theatre, Hammersmith is also famous for its shopping and riverside locations. If you book one of our stunning Hammersmith escorts you are sure to have the best experience imaginable! Our gallery flaunts a selection of some of the most elite and exciting women in London. Agency Barracuda prides itself on being able to meet any of your preferences whether this be petite, curvy, bust, blonde, brunette, redhead, exotic or adventurous women. As well as this, all of our escorts will treat you with respect and dignity and will ensure you are fully satisfied. A professional, private and confidential service that is available 7 days a week from 9am until late. If you weren’t already tempted, our escorts are just as stunning in person as they are in their profiles (hard to believe but true!). Not only that, their bubbly and adventurous personalities match their beautiful personalities. You will not be disappointed! Call Agency Barracuda on 07912673063 to arrange a booking with one of our Hammersmith beauties.

No sucking just lick and nibble!

If you missed the Uber free Ice cream giveaway last week, don’t fret as it turns out there was a miscommunication in the fact that the company delivered ice lollies instead. As we know ice-cream and ice-lollies are two entirely different things and the company came under fire on social media because of it.

17 cities across the UK were the beneficiaries of Uber’s generosity however it didn’t go to plan when people started to complain that their expected ice-cream turned out to be just flavoured ice. Very disappointing indeed, even if they were free. Turns out though that recent research has shown that we haven’t been eating ice lollies properly anyway.

The best way to stop an ice-lolly from melting all over your feet is to start from the bottom and work your way up with a series of small bites and licks. Now it seems that the nation prefers to lick from the top down, resolutely working their way through the layers until the bottom or the inner layer is reached – given that the middle (in the case of the Mivvie) is where the good bit is or at the bottom (chocolate, in the case of the Cornetto) it would also seem that ice-lolly makers have got it all wrong too. Now those with sensitive teeth (and that is a resounding 58% of us) would flinmch at the thought of biting one so perhaps we should simply carry  on the way we are and just lick faster!

Most of our beautiful London escorts tend not to get in too much of a mess with their lollies but then of course, they are professional and really rather good at ensuring there are no drips. *Ahem* They automatically follow the rules of nibble and lick from the bottom up but draw the line at no sucking. Yes we are still talking about ice-lollies!

Champagne shortage

Champagne is the celebratory drink of choice for most people. Sure we can manage on prosecco for a while but nothing beats those expensive little bubbles in times of need. There could be a problem though as wedding season gets underway, since there is apparently a champagne shortage about to hit us! The weather in France has not been too good this year and the yield for champagne grapes is very low. This means that the winemakers have had to dip into their reserves in order to meet current (not a pun) demand and if this continues into next year we could all be in big trouble. Of course prosecco is not affected so should all breathe a sigh of relief!

Our stunning London escorts love a glass of bubbly. It is a sign of refinement and good taste when their companions order a bottle at dinner or for any occasion really. Just be careful when opening it though as we don’t want to waste any – especially in this time of bubbly drought!

You don’t always have to have champagne when enjoying your date with our London escorts however it does add a lovely element of glamour to the occasion, especially if you are out to dinner or socialising in public. In private you won’t want to waste your time with drinking as you may have other things on your mind and certainly our stunning escorts in London know how to keep you enthralled and entertained without added intoxication!

Like most things, when it is short supply we want it all the more. Here at Agency Barracuda we like to ensure that all our client’s desires are fulfilled and always have an extensive gallery of gorgeous girls for our gents to choose. We always find that the sheer choice makes our clients even more determined to spend their time with one of our stunning London escorts bit then perhaps that is the difference between champagne and escorts – you can never have enough of our London escorts!

Naked terrace in London

Just in time for the predicted heat wave that is about to hit us, comes the news that a new naked terrace has opened in London. With wonderful views across the city, or perhaps a little closer depending on who you are with, NOWTV has launched this pop up (sorry) in Westminster. Not the first place you might consider when dispensing with your clothes but the cocktail bar, mini trampoline and sun bathing areas are sure to arouse some interest.

Apparently this is a marketing ploy to promote the new contractless TV plans. Dispensing with the norm is the message the company is sending and some bright spark thought ‘hey lets dispense with clothes’ in order to get the message across. Of course it has attracted a great deal of interest in the press but we are not aware of how many people have actually booked.

London is not usually the best place to get your kit off in public, not least because of the weather. Of course you need to be very open minded and this is why our stunning London escorts are always so popular. Their sense of adventure extends beyond most people’s limitations although whether they would be happy visiting a naked London terrace remains to be seen!

Of course getting up close and personal is not a problem when you are in the privacy of your home or hotel and our beautiful escorts in London are happy to offer outcalls to all locations in the city – including Westminster so you don’t have to travel to anywhere you would prefer not to. If you would like to arrange an outcall where the london escort of your choice visits you at home or at your hotel or anywhere else for matter, just give us a call and we can make all the arrangements for you. Call our London escort agency 07912673063.

The best choice in London escort agencies

For those of you who regularly enjoy the services of sensational female companions, you will already know that there are a number of escort agencies in London who purport to represent the most beautiful and exciting escort companions in the city. At Agency Barracuda we like to think that our current and potential clients realise true quality when they see it.

At our establishment, you will notice that we are slightly different from the other escort agencies in London in that our portfolio contains an ever changing array of beauties who come to the UK or move around the UK in search of excitement and high quality dates. As you will see we have one of the largest portfolios of London escorts and this is not because we are happy to represent all and sundry – our exclusivity and attention to quality remain true to this day – we simply have a reputation which precedes us and this is why we have the most elite and high class companions clamouring for representation.

Most London escort agencies have a high turnover of different ladies and it can be a quite a difficult task to keep up with them all. In most cases escort agencies in London have a high turnover simply because the escorts are lured into believing that they will enjoy plenty of dates however after a few weeks they realise this is not the case and request to be removed from the website. At Agency barracuda we never make promises we cannot keep and this is why our portfolio simply grows and grows. Of course there is a natural turnover of ladies coming and going however most are happy to remain with us as we provide introductions to some of the most eligible and suave gentlemen in the city – and of course internationally too! For clients, the endless of choice of beauties mean that they never need to go anywhere else for their feminine companionship.

Whether you are a high class London escort looking for representation or a high class gentleman looking for feminine companionship, rest assured that Agency barracuda is the natural choice for your needs. Call now and speak to one of our team and find out how we may assist you best.

Rooftop romance

What could beat a romantic night of inebriation with your partner on a dreamy rooftop bar? There is nothing quite like overlooking the city lights or the busy streets while sipping an evening cocktail. So as much as we pride our dark and dingy hideouts in secluded alleys, certain occasions demand a swankier sky-high rendezvous. At Agency barracuda we have the perfect playmates for just such an occasion. Our elite London escorts have the feminine glamour and the style you are looking for to add that perfect glimmer of sophistication to your evening.

For a classy and elegant night out, head over to one of London’s most spectacular rooftop bars. Here are our top picks for an indulgence in speciality cocktails, gourmet bar snacks and sweeping views of the world’s sexiest skyline:

Make your way up to Notch, a raw industrial looking rooftop bar decked with chunky metal chains and dusky brown benches. Spend an intoxicating evening beneath its futuristic canopy while sipping on a myriad of cocktails in quirky jam jars and tuna cans. If you have a soft spot for a verdant rooftop bar, head over to Culpeper Roof Garden, an idyllic roof space offering a modern menu featuring vegetables and herbs grown from its very own garden. Perch yourself at one of its few rustic benches surrounded by curling vines and flourishing punters, as you enjoy a glass of tangy garden julep. Exquisitely decadent, just like our VIP London escorts, these are the sorts of places you are looking to visit when you want to enjoy a truly memorable encounter.

A little less swanky and a little more hip is what you would find at Frank’s Café. Boldly standing in a multi-storey car park in Peckham, this summer-only pop-up bar is well known for its festival-like service and street art. Join the crowd as you beat the heat with a Campari-based cocktail while admiring the pastel sunset sky.  A little more frayed at the edges than some places however with no less charm. There is something for everyone in London and that includes our gallery of gorgeous girls too.

Leading light in London

Our London escort agency is defined as one of the leading lights in the city. Not only are our London escorts beautiful and accomplished in social etiquette and gracious manners, they are refined, beautiful and fantastic fun. It is easy to overlook personality as playing an important factor in a successful date, especially when presented with so much beauty however at our London escort agency we like to maintain a balance between the two which is why we are so selective when choosing which escorts to promote under our agency name.

Our London escort agency name is synonymous with quality. Our girls, our staff and our service overall is known as one of the best in London and indeed in many cities across the world. We strive to ensure that each and every encounter is afforded the same high quality service so that all our clients know that they are respected and welcomed each and every time they book a date. Our London escort agency aims to ensure that we strike a balance between the number of high quality London escorts we promote and also the varying services that they offer. We know that it is no good having numerous London escorts who all offer the same services as our clients like to explore and discover new ways to reach the heights and indeed surpass their desires every time.

Time factors are also a consideration in that we like to ensure that those London escorts who offer incalls are not limited by time pressures when they do so. Our escorts in London are usually available for longer encounters if required, unless of course they are already pre-booked elsewhere. In these instances we would inform the client and suggest either alternative dates or times or indeed an alternative companion completely. Diaries are often booked up months in advance with our London escorts and so we always advise clients to book with as much advance notice as possible to ensure they do not suffer any disappointments when making their bookings.

Alfresco everything!

With the arrival of a long-awaited summer, every Londoner would, quite rightly, want to head out and soak up the sunshine. What better way to spend a perfect afternoon than hangout out at the city’s most beautiful beer gardens?

London hides a treasure trove of bars with lush foliage and the summer-exclusive mixology is as refreshing as any found on a far flung beach. Delectable barbeque food fills the air with an exquisite aroma where hungry diners enjoy the  waterside views.  At Agency barracuda, we know all the best places to visit in London for a quiet time in the company of your high class London escort and we have compiled a short list covering all corners of London for you to check out.

Perched between Upper Street and the Caledonian Road, The Albion is a Georgian watering hole exuding quaint olde-worlde English charm. With hardly any traffic noise, you can kick back and relax in the tranquil setting with one of our most beautiful North London escorts.  If you are into international craft ales and hipster crowds, be sure to check out Crate Brewery. This pizzeria is located on banks of River Lea, an audible backdrop of indie music which is best enjoyed in the company of our East London escorts.

If you find yourself in South West London, it has to be The Avalon. With a robust front,  side terraces and a spacious garden at the rear, The Avalon has plenty of summer cocktails and grills to offer. If you fancy a more luxurious setting, head to Aragon House and mingle with our Chelsea escorts. Quench your thirst with a large array of beers, ciders, guest ales, rosé, wines and our beautiful elite London escorts especially enjoy the  prosecco during the happy hour promotions. Exclusive escort dates are available throughout London and our agency is always happy to suggest the perfect location for you.

Can’t cook – wont cook

Cooking a good barbeque is a real art form , and not all of us are artists. Spending many back breaking hours poring over hot coals and desperately trying to sizzle up sausages to perfection can sometimes take all the enjoyment from the supposed care-free summer BBQ, so why not leave that expensive BBQ equipment at the store, cash in on one of West London’s finest barbeque restaurants and let the professionals deliver your delectable BBQ dishes to your table instead?  Summer time in London means that establishments with barbeque options are hot property. Here’s where you can stuff your face with the five best BBQ stops in West London:

Nestled between Hammersmith and Putney Bridge is The Crabtree, a gastro pub wheeling out delectable grilled food from Thursday nights through the entire weekend. Indulge in their selection of homemade burgers, franks, barbequed salmon salads and whitebait.

If you are up for some mouth-watering beef, chicken or wild boar burgers, plant yourself onto the coveted deckchairs or beach huts at The Eagle as you sink your teeth into the thick burgers and wash it down with some draught beer.

Make your way to The Jam Tree if weather permits for some barbequing at their open-plan patio! Keep your eyes peeled and jaw ready for gastronomic BBQ king prawns, fish steaks, chicken thighs and even more succulent sizzles!

Friday night is barbeque night at The Lyric Bar & Grill, with their curved, decked terrace which always fills up quickly. Make a reservation in advance to heighten the anticipation of the street food-inspired servings of sticky-skinned chicken pieces, flatbreads stuffed with lamb and more.

For some gourmet dishes and sides, board the Old Ship and grab yourself some delicious spare ribs with green-chilli slaw, pulled salt-beef brisket topped off with some homemade condiments such as apple ketchup.

Of course if all this wasn’t enough to make your mouth water, add in a healthy dose of sensual female company and you have yourself set for a sizzling encounter in London. Our beautiful London escorts are always ready for a hot date so why not give us a call now.

Grab The Wine For A Better Relationship!

Alcohol enthusiasts rejoice! New research has just confirmed the advantage of drinking with your special partner , so you may want to start making a list of watering holes to visit in London soon.

A recent study published in the Journals of Gerontology has revealed that couples that who hole up with some booze experience a more fulfilling relationship. Of course our beautiful London escorts enjoy a tipple from time to time so if you want to stock up on the veuve clicquot we suggest you make sure you are in the best company to enjoy it. Before you start merrily downing shots, the study also revealed that too much can also hinder your full enjoyment of your intimate time together  so whilst doing the same things together can have an enhancing effect, know when to stop to ensure you stay at the peak of your performance!

For those who are delighted with this piece of affirmative research, there is double joy as London is a haven for every kind of drinker. From casual drinking dens to high-end rooftop bars, our charming capital is a treasure trove of watering holes in all locations. Our London escorts too, love to enjoy an evening out at any of the top bars in the city so why not check out the range of boundary-breaking cocktail bars that take mixology to the next level at Charing Cross, or travel back in time with home-brewed traditional ales at any of the traditional pubs over at SoHo. Our beautiful London escorts can be booked for local dates so no matter where your local is, we will no doubt have a beauty who could be with you in no time at all.

Of course rather than going out in public, you may prefer to enjoy that bottle of Sauvignon in the intimate surroundings of your home or hotel room, either way, sharing your favourite poison with the woman of your dreams could cement your relationship more than you could ever imagine. Either way bottoms up!

No sex please… We’re British!

London’s last sex cinema has now been closed.  New Cross in South London was the location for the last cinema to show 18+ adult films. Since it opened it has seen opposition from all areas of society from residents and local businesses, not to mention churches and schools in the local vicinity too.  The owners of the 487 club who ran the cinema charged  an annual  membership fee which including showing explicit films and allowed members to perform sex acts upon each other in the premises. Slightly risqué even for London we think you would agree especially in a city which promotes itself as a forward thinking, progressive society. Perhaps not so progressive after all.

After the ban on selling adult films in the UK and now showing them, it is no wonder that people are looking elsewhere for their kicks. Rather than watching something on the small screen, why not take part and enjoy a live action version yourself. Certainly more fun taking part than just watching from the sidelines we always believe!

At our London escort agency we have a number of high class London escorts who are happy to liven up your evening if you are at a loose end. If you want to go to the cinema (a regular one of course) or if you simply want to stay in and enjoy the company of a beautiful young lady then our galleries are filled with all types of London escorts for you to enjoy. Why not give us a call and make that date that does not involve going to a seedy cinema and sharing your private enjoyment with those whom you would rather not share air space! Call now and enjoy an elite encounter with any of our high class beauties.

Bottomless boozing

If the current mood of society is too much to bear then Japanese restaurant Yumi Izakaya  has the answer. Bottomless boozing , 24/7. There have been half hearted attempts at this offer in other establishments however they have run for a limited period (usually during the middle hours of the day on a Sunday). This time it’s all day, every day.!  Apparently it is to celebrate the arrival of the 24 hour tube although not quite sure how all say drinking is linked here but we will ask no questions.

Of course this is not a long term answer to any of life’s little niggles but for a few hours, it could be!  And when we said all day, every day, there is a limited  2 hour time slot for each individual but these become effective at any time of the day or night. £20 buys you unlimited prosecco or beer for the duration of 2 hours – go in a group and make it last the night through!

Of course this is not the ideal date to enjoy with your chosen London escort. Our ladies like to have a clear head in order to fully enjoy their time with you. Intimacy is somehow spoiled by slurring and stumbling is never elegant!

This restaurant is located on Shaftesbury Avenue and could be somewhere to go after you have seen your favourite show and simply want a couple of hours to unwind. Given that £20 would normally only buy you two cocktails at most in this area you could be quids in quite easily without having to go over the top. At our high class London escort agency we have a number of beautiful London escorts in the areas surrounding Shaftesbury Avenue.  Choose from our Covent garden escorts, Leicester square escorts and our Soho escorts who would be the nearest however since all of our beautiful escorts in London offer outcalls there really is no need to specifically choose someone based on their personal location. Call now to choose your ideal companion in London.

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