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The pace of London life sometimes does not allow for long relaxing encounters. There are trains to catch, work to be done and places to go. Many of us find that we are living our lives by our watches and that feeling of constantly catching up means that we often don’t allow for any time to ourselves and our own personal needs.

Stress can build up and that is when the immune system is hit and we become ill. This is our body’s way of forcing us to slow down and recuperate but if you just take a little bit of time for yourself you can prevent this happening. At Agency Barracuda we understand that our lives are always on the go but we also understand that we need at least a small window of ‘me time’ to keep us mentally and physically in check. Our 30 minute escorts provide the perfect opportunity to have your cake and eat it, so to speak as you can fit in a brief interlude into your daily grind which will act in the same way as a power nap but without the nap!

A short burst of stress relief is sometimes all you need to feel refreshed and full of vitality. If your get up and go, up and left a week ago then it could be time to rethink your down time! Why not enjoy 30 minutes of pure pleasure in the company of one of our sensational stunners who will use her skills and expertise to ensure you unwind in the best way possible leaving you full of all that vitality and energy to face whatever life throws at you.

Aside from providing a much need respite from London life, our 30 minute London escorts are happy to fit in with your schedule so whether you are looking for a cheeky tryst at lunchtime or perhaps a wild and passionate cinch before catching your train you can always make time for pleasure.

You may think that 30 minutes is not long enough to fully experience all the delights that our beautiful escorts can offer but clients can rest assured that the skills and talents our escorts are blessed with mean that clients never miss out on any of the fun and always enjoy the satisfaction of having enjoyed the best 30 minutes of their lives!

Of course with a shorter encounter our fees are cheaper too so if you are tightening your belt before Christmas then a tantalising tryst will also give you the best of both worlds without breaking the budget in the process. All our 30 minute escort dates are for incall appointments so you will need to visit the luxury home location of your chosen escort. As we have many ladies in all different areas of London there is likely to be someone delightful in a location near you wherever you are in London. Given the fact that all our cheap 30 minute London escorts are all highly desirable and stunningly beautiful you might want to factor their location into your selection process. We have many London escorts who are located close to all the main train stations should you have to commute in and out of London every day but we also have ladies who are located close to all the financial districts and office buildings in the city so you could snatch 30 minutes out of your lunch break to curb an altogether different appetite. Just because you are time poor does not mean you should have to limit your desires although there is definitely a case for putting life on pause just for an hour and truly allowing yourself some well deserved pleasure.

The weekend is almost upon us once again so as clocking off hour approaches it is time to wind down and get your weekend on! There are plenty of different options depending on your mood and your bank balance but all of them will require the scintillating company that our team at Agency Barracuda is best known for.

Fridays were always known as the wild night out. The ones which started out as a quick drink after work and ended up being a truly messy night. Saturday was couples night and slightly more tame with Sunday night having an altogether gloomy atmosphere with the impending misery of Monday coming around all too soon however when you book a date with any of our luscious London escorts, every night is party night and certainly one to look forward to!

Choose your poison

Now that you have decided that whatever you do, it has to be with one of our stunning escorts you now need to decide whether to make it a wild and rousing event or something a little more intimate and private. You could actually combine the two and enjoy a few drinks at a local bar or perhaps a bite to eat at a top restaurant then retire for the evening at your home or hotel for some private and intimate fun. Our amazing companions know how to make your time together the main event of the weekend so much so that anything else will pale by comparison so choose your date with your desires in mind!

Book in advance.

There is nothing worse than making up your mind to do something and finding that the choice is limited. If you book with some advance notice then you can be sure of enjoying your date with the beautiful London escort of your choice. Call now on 07912 673 063

Brief encounters of the naughty kind

We’ve all been there, all of the desire but none of the time. Perhaps one of our new escorts has caught your eye and you desperately want to spend some sexy time with her or maybe you fancy a last minute tryst before making your commute home or maybe you have a little bit of free time you hadn’t accounted for – whatever the reasons, our stunning escort girls are ready for some fun and they certainly know how to pack it all into the briefest of liaisons!

For gentlemen whose ardour cannot be extinguished by a mere lack of time we have introduced the 30 minute and 45 minute incall. Our stunning London escorts are happy to receive gentlemen callers at their luxury homes for a brief encounter that is no less satisfying and exciting as a regular hourly tryst. These types of fleeting dates can be wild and passionate, erotic and steamy and perfect to satisfy those burning desires.

Many of our london escorts are happy to enjoy last minute dates, as is the nature of such a brief rendezvous. These illicit trysts are highly charged, energetic and utterly fulfilling and anyone who has ever enjoyed an intense quickie will attest to that fact.

Spontaneous and illicit fun

Part of the excitement is in the spontaneity of the encounter which is lustful and exciting and certainly something to smile about once you have caught your train home. Sensational encounters are most successful when they have an air of adventure about them so whilst you are waiting on the platform for your train home tonight, think about how close our beautiful London escorts are and else you could be spending your spare 30 minutes and then give us a call when you can contain yourself no longer!

A threesome has to be way up there on every man’s list of sensual achievements however it has always been one of these things that have been a bit taboo and ever so slightly awkward to bring up on a first or second date however why shouldn’t a threesome be something you have to share with a partner you know? Why can’t it simply be something you can experience for yourself, your own personal secret little treat!

Of course these sorts of things can be a little difficult to arrange, especially if you are not going to include any of your usual social circle, getting the image of friends and partners getting it on out of your head might lead to difficulties further down the line so to enjoy the best of both worlds, keep those worlds apart and simply enjoy a duo encounter with two of our sensational London escorts.

Fulfilling your please, twice!

Agency Barracuda is dedicated to fulfilling your pleasure and if that pleasure extends to enjoying the personal attentions of two of our stunning escorts in London at the same time then who are we to stand in your way? Our beautiful high class escorts are ladies who are blessed with a fluid sensuality and less rigid ideas on how to have fun and who that fun should be with so there are no hard and fast rules about sticking to a single gender.

A threesome or duo escort date is always going to get a bit wild so it is probably not advisable to even consider including an emotionally committed partner. Threesomes are all about instincts and physical pleasure. They are all about hedonistic fulfilment and any ideas of romance and affection should be firmly pushed aside. The ideal companions with whom to fully exploit these delights are our gorgeous high class London escorts as they have no further designs on your affection or desires beyond your mutually enjoyable date.

When threesomes are not a crowd

At Agency Barracuda a threesome usually involves M/F/F arrangements. Same sex threesomes or M/M/F don’t tend to feature with our stunning ladies simply because our clients adore having all the attention to themselves and there is little chance of two’s company and three being a crowd. At Agency Barracuda three is the magic number when we are talking pleasure and desire and with the added security of knowing that your escapades and exploits will remain completely confidential you can reassure yourself that whatever you need to get your kink on, we can help.

Threesomes can sometimes include couples looking for an extra female to fulfil the fantasies of both partners. This is a much safer way to enhance a relationship as there are no emotions or future awkward encounters to mar the long term union. Couples who have engaged in a threesome with a friend or someone they know don’t tend to be able to move on from the experience whereas enjoying it with someone completely neutral just adds to the excitement.

Given that Christmas is just around the corner, you could treat yourself with a very personal gift experience that you are unlikely to find anywhere else. Besides, who else needs to know?

There are just a few weeks of relative calm between Guy Fawkes night and the start of the party season when things really start to ramp up and get insanely busy. This should give you a small window of opportunity to organise your Christmas shopping and decide which party invitations to accept and, of course, enjoy a lingering date with one of our beautiful Russian London escorts . Of course, if you are already out and about in the Oxford street or Bond Street area of London then why not arrange to meet somewhere in the city for pre-dinner cocktails and decide what to do from there!

Pre-Christmas cocktails

There are many exclusive cocktail bars in this part of the city however by far the very best has to be the Connaught bar in Carlos Place. One of two bars within the ultra exclusive Connaught hotel this one is less of a gentlemen’s club like the Coburg and much more suited to intimate glamour with its low lighting, soft colour palatte and plush seating. The clientele are highly unlikely to be local with only the most exclusive International VIP’s comfortable enough to enjoy the ambience so you and your chosen Russian London escort companion will be in perfect company.

Gorgeous Russian companions

At such a hectic time of the year it is important to at least take a few hours back for yourself to relax and enjoy some sexy feminine company. As you can see from our gallery of high class escorts from Russia, each one of our beauties would not look out of place in such an upscale and prestigious venue. Why not indulge in a Connaught classic, mixed especially for you from the Martini trolley and then perhaps consider extending your sojourn and exploring the option of enjoying this pre-Christmas conviviality further in one of the hotel’s rooms.

We haven’t even had bonfire night yet and already the big Christmas light shows have started. Yesterday saw the turn of the Oxford Street Christmas lights being switched on by none other than the diminutive diva Kylie Minogue supported from a cast, past and present of the X Factor. West Oxford Street was closed to traffic for the event so if you had planned to take that route, oops we guess you know already!

We’re all in it together

Oxford street must be supporting economic austerity with the return for the third year running of the glowing orbs. As beautiful as they are, it does seem a shame to keep regurgitating the same old thing – even though the BBC has been doing it for years, although we do concede that the 750,000 LED bulbs might be a bit of a pain to go through each year to make sure they still work. We would hate to be that poor man.

More dazzling displays are planned in the days ahead with the Chelsea lights on the Kings Road getting us all into the festive spirit on Saturday 7thNovember and Covent Garden, Soho and Bond Street unveiling their sparkle on 12th November with only Regent Street refusing to share the limelight with anyone else and going for November 15th for their switch on which also promises fireworks and celebrity appearances.

Bah Humbug!

Chances are, you will be sick of the sight of them by the time we reach December although by then you will be bombarded with Winter Wonderlands and probably Easter Eggs by the middle of the month! The only thing to do to add a touch of Christmas cheer to the coming weeks is to make sure you set aside some time to treat yourself and by that we do not mean of the alcoholic kind but of the feminine variety. Our stunning busty London escorts have a sparkle all of their own and are guaranteed to light up any damp and drizzly evening

There has been much written in the news this week about gentlemanly behaviour. Not a day has passed or a periodical perused that hasn’t mentioned how to spot one, how to find out whether you are one or how to become one. The esoteric gentleman it seems, has gone out of fashion and ‘the complete lad’ has replaced him.

Gentlemen clients at our London Escort Agency

At Agency Barracuda we are lucky enough to deal with what must be the last remaining gentlemen in London as all our clients display all the qualities we would expect, ensuring that they enjoy an upscale, pleasurable encounter. Our stunning escorts in London are high quality companions and so expect to share their private time with gentlemen of equal status. Gentlemanly behaviour has moved on since the turn of the century when women were seen as helpless beings, unable to negotiate a door without assistance. Nowadays a gentleman is considered so for a variety of different reasons and all of them centre around respect for others and the ability to be confident about his own choices yet happy to share in those of others’.

Ladies respond to gents.

At Agency Barracuda, you will notice that all of our stunning London escorts are exceptionally beautiful however there is so much more to these divine damsels than their outward appearance. Witty, intelligent and a wonderful sense of adventure all combine to ensure our valued clients enjoy the ultimate girl friend experience in the city. Good manners are the things that come naturally to a true gent and whilst times may have changed since the turn of the century, the old Public schoolboy mantra for gentlemanly conduct remains true. Respect, courtesy and generosity. A real gentleman never gives offence unintentionally but when he does so, he does it with panache. Every girl loves to enjoy some private time with a real gent and a gentleman will know that the best dates come about when a woman is encouraged to feel her very best.

It is only the start of November so we thought we might get this out of the way before the bristles begin to burn! Many gentlemen have joined the cause to raise awareness of men’s health issues and are at the very beginning of their epic facial hair growth. The next few days and weeks will see stubble transform into impressive facial fluff requiring daily attention and new bathroom products previously unheard of. If you are taking part in this very deserving cause, do spare a thought for the delicate skin of your female companion.

Steel Wool is Not Sexy

Beard burn is really a thing and quite a painful thing too! Much like nuzzling a scouring pad, your blunt bristles can cause quite an issue for the soft areas of your lady so to avoid a porcupine peck why not invest in some softening cream that nourishes your follicles and changes the texture from steel wool to fleecy fuzz, your sexy London escort will certainly thank you for your consideration!

Movember is a divisive subject and whilst the very mention of it can bring some women out in hives others love snuggling up to a furry face. For the first week or so every man is likely to receive a great deal of positive attention from the congratulatory approval of supporting a great cause to the saucy sideways glances of women who appreciate the rugged masculine lumberjack look. Fast forward a few days and you find that women are holding their children’s hands tighter as you walk past and appreciation has turned to derision as you start to resemble the bad 70’s porn star look.

Say No to Tash Rash

Mustaches look good with beards, alone they look a little lost and sad. Unless you decide to dress accordingly and don your black leather biker gear or perhaps a red ringmaster jacket be prepared to be the subject of a lot of unsolicited opinions, both good and bad. Just remember that no woman looked great with tash rash. Ever.

#Movember15 #tashrash #beardburn

Meals for one with a difference

Japan is the outright leader of all things plain weird. When it comes to dating and sex, they don’t ever seem to have that little voice in their head that says ‘No. Seriously. No.’ There seems to be nothing sacred that cannot be marketed with a little sex factor and this week it seems to be the humble curry. Apparently curry is the favourite meal of Japanese men folk, especially those who buy ready meals for one and marketers have decided that what is really missing from these men’s lives is a date to share their meal with them. So the Virtual Reality curry has been launched.

Virtual dinner date

The curry is real enough but the actress on the accompanying DVD isn’t. The plan is that you heat up your little plastic tray with the rice and the curry in the microwave and put on the DVD at the same time so that when you microwave bings your ‘girlfriend’ and you can sit down and enjoy the same meal together. Of course this type of date can be a little limiting for obvious reasons and there is not a great deal of actual interaction going on. One might go as far as to say that it could be considered a life like girl friend experience in that the conversation might be a little one sided with no positive or tactile interaction whatsoever!

Real Girlfriend exeprience at Agency Barracuda

At Agency Barracuda we are not entirely sure how we feel about this, other than a little underwhelmed, especially when you consider you can enjoy a dinner date with any of our gorgeous escorts in London and enjoy a real flesh and blood girlfriend experience with a woman who will listen and attend to your every need – other than the washing up, there will be no washing up. Call us up and explore the sexy possibilities of spicy fun which do not include VR girl friends or sad little meals for one!

#VR ready meal #VRGirlfriend

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The thrill of adventure

The thrill of anticipation of knowing that you will soon realise all your wildest dreams will course through you as you get ready for your tryst with your chosen London escort from Barracuda agency. The portfolio of sensual stunners is a veritable melange of perfection, with breathtaking beauties from all over the world available for intimate encounters and raunchy rendezvous in every area of the city.

Gentlemen will undoubtedly enjoy a truly remarkable experience with any one of these sinfully sexy sirens however for an encounter that will truly inspire your more imaginative side the Adventurous London escorts can light the flame of passion in ways known only to the truly daring.

Dating our Adventurous London escorts

A date with any of our Adventurous escorts will provide you with the perfect opportunity to let your wilder side free and unleash your rampant desires to their fullest potential. Allow your high class adventurous London escort to guide you on a quest to discover and explore the more exotic sensual pleasures usually labelled as taboo. Her imaginative skills and flamboyant sense of naughty fun will heighten the excitement and introduce you to delights you never dared to dream existed.

Each of our adventurous London escorts are extremely outgoing and very open minded. Despite their outwardly fresh faced appearance there hides a very unladylike passion we know you will adore. Their intoxicating allure and provocative passion combine to increase your excitement, culminating in a climactic response that you are unlikely to forget in a hurry!

Most London escort agencies refer to their adventurous escorts as those ladies who enjoy certain taboo pleasures however at Agency barracuda we like to think that adventure is the quality of fearlessness and brazen desire of which all our adventurous escorts are generously blessed.

An adventurous escort will display a certain confidence and boldness of spirit and you will find this and many other wonderfully seductive traits in all our VIP escort companions who are available for the more adventurous fun you are looking for. What constitutes adventurousness in one person might be much more vanilla for another, as they say, ‘it’s only kinky the first time!’ Let our sizzling seductresses unleash their intrepid sense of discovery and perhaps you can experience the more exotic types of fun that are considered to be more adventurous.

Taboo pleasures for adventurous fun

An adventurous escort encounter might include any number of different things. Perhaps a duo encounter would be something that you would like to try or perhaps A levels are the forbidden fruit you always wanted to experience. It might be something simple like enjoying an intimate encounter with a type of London escort you had never been up close and personal with or even in a cheeky location that is a bit risqué. At Agency Barracuda we have a vast range of different types of London escorts to inspire and delight and each of them bring their own inimitable sense of naughty fun and erotic pleasure to the table, or the chair, the kitchen worktop or anywhere else you can think of! Perhaps a sense of adventure is merely about taking measured risks. The greater the risk of discovery, the more exciting and adventurous the pleasure. At Agency Barracuda we offer the chance to step outside the boundaries of your normal expectations and enjoy those risks within a safe and ultimately risk free environment. All of the adrenalin with none of the consequences. Enjoy an amazing assignation with any of our adventurous escorts and we guarantee you will return time and again to revisit the experience.

Sue Dawson was raging, she had come back to her glamorous flat to find her lawyer fiancé Dan fucking her so called best friend. She immediately flung them both out of her front door and threw their clothes after them. How could this happen to her, she was rich, beautiful and had never been treated like this in her life.

The next night she went out to look for some company to cheer herself up. Just as she got to her car she was approached by an attractive young guy who asked her if there was somewhere nearby to eat as he was new to town.

She looked at him for a few seconds before she replied, then she said “Hop in the car and I’ll take you for a meal.” He was surprisingly good company over the dinner table and rather flirty so when she invited him back to her flat she was glad when he said yes.

When they got back, Sue looked  at her new friend Sam’s handsome face. “When I picked you up,” she said, “I had a reason.”

“I hope you’re not a mad scientist looking for body parts,” he laughed.

“I might be looking for body parts,” she said, “it depends on what you have to show me.”

“I’m sorry?”

“Well I’ve just had a very bad experience, I just caught my fiancé fucking my best friend in my own bed.” “I’m sorry to hear that,” he sympathized.

“It may sound kind of weird but when I bumped into you I was looking for someone to come back here with me and I was going to shag their brains out.

Sue got up from the table walked over to him and gave him a long lingering kiss. Her short skirt rode up quite high as she bent over and he couldn’t resist placing his hand on her leg and moving it gently up and down.

She responded to his touch by sitting on his lap, allowing his hand to proceed all the way up to her panties. As her tongue explored his mouth he moved his finger around the narrow barrier and put it just a few centimetres into the lips of her pussy. She gave a gasp as he moved the finger around.

Moving his hand from her legs he began to unbutton her top. As she was wearing no bra he made instant contact with her large breasts. He quickly pulled off her top and sucked on her red nipples. Sue could feel his cock grinding against her arse and led him over to the sofa and tugged off his clothes. She repositioned herself by drawing herself up, grabbing the back of the sofa and forcing the lower portion of her body upwards. Sam extended his arms to grasp her narrow waist and rammed his hard cock deep inside her. Their bodies crashed against each other with ever increasing intensity until he finally gave a loud gasp and came loudly as Sue felt herself begin to cum. She pushed back on him as though she wanted to get every last drop.” God that was good,” she kept repeating, “that was good.”

Both of them, quite exhausted, sat naked in each other arms and it was some considerable time before anyone spoke. Then Sue whispered, “Thank you.”

Later as Sam was getting ready to go, they swapped numbers and arranged to meet up for more of the same the next night.

The twins looked the same but sexually they certainly did not have the same personality. Lynn was wild, and admitted herself that she was a bit of a slut. Sara was very well behaved in comparison and had had only one sexual partner in her life, a long-term boyfriend. But because the girls looked so similar men kept mistaking her for Lynn and coming on to her, suggesting they had already got up to the craziest of sexual escapades.

This had been a major reason why Sara had moved to another city but she did have to come back home and see her family from time to time. It was during one of these visits that Lynn asked her to do her a big favour.

“I’ve been a bit of an idiot and done something daft”, she said, “I got my diary mixed up and have said yes to two dates tonight, so will you go along and meet Mike and pretend to be me, he won’t know the difference and he is a really cool guy, we were only planning on going out for a meal.” “No bloody way!”  But Lynn pleaded and begged so much that Sara eventually gave in. The arrangement was that she was to go to Mike’s flat at 6.00pm and pick him up as his car was in the garage. At six Sara found herself outside a rather luxurious looking flat and nervously knocked on the door, and was more than shocked when it opened and Mike, dressed in a towel, greeted her with a deep kiss. “I have been going wild waiting for you babes, I am horny as fuck”, he panted, giving her breast a little tweak. Sara was tempted to turn and run but he was really good looking with a great build under that towel.

Taking her hand gently in his he pulled her inside, kicking the door shut behind them.
“I know you always like to do it on the bed but I’ve got a surprise for you,” he said, and he pointed to a massage table in the middle of the room. “We can do some really horny stuff on that,” he smiled, I bought it yesterday and I can hardly wait to try it out.

The next thing she knew he was gently sliding off her top, then unhooking her bra. She responded cautiously by pulling on his towel revealing an enormous upright cock.

Mike let the towel drop away altogether as he went down on his knees to loosen her skirt and to remove her knickers. He stayed on his knees for a while and gently started to flick at her pussy with his tongue until Sara started to tremble and Mike, sensing she was ready for some action, he led her to the table. He laid down on it and guided her cunt onto his huge hard-on. She started to slide up and down on his rigid pole and as she increased the pace she body began to tremble as she started to cum, she felt Mike jerk upwards as he came inside her. All in all it was a great night. When Sara got home, Lynn asked how she got on, as she had had a bit of a dull date, when she heard she sighed and said laughing “Well that was a big cock up”.