A few weeks into the New Year might already have you wishing that you joined Tim Peake and escaped to outer space, but wait! You don’t have to go through all that astronaut training you can apply for the job of farmer on Tristan da Cunha, one of the world’s most remote islands, it’s uninhabited too so no pesky neighbours to worry about either! Think of the joy of no more daily commute, your boss breathing down your neck and the freezing winter weather. Peace and tranquillity all around although you would miss the opening of the Cadbury cream egg café which is opening in Soho this weekend, which might be at least one reason to say in the city Oh and our stunning London escorts too, our outcall service doesn’t extend that far! If you were missing civilization you could catch a boat to South Africa although don’t be late as there are only ever nine per year – makes that Northern line train look positively inviting now doesn’t it!
You might just need a little R & R though. Monday was mean to be the most miserable of the year and indeed those feelings might be hanging on a bit but never fear as our beautiful London escorts know exactly how to perk up your spirits and add a new dimension to your pleasure. Their bright and bubbly personalities are more than enough to add that little shot of zing into your week and have you ready to face the world once again – at least until the next time!
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